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Beware the Beast Man Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 12:00 PM
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Poll question: Boners at your place of work.
And by boners, I do mean absent-minded mishaps...yeah...
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 12:09 PM
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1. I wonder how Ron Jeremy would answer this poll
:shrug:
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begin_within Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 12:12 PM
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2. Only to get a promotion
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anarch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 12:20 PM
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3. I'll take any excuse to post this...
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 12:20 PM
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4. Damn, I thought this was a sex thread. n/t
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 03:06 PM
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12. Just give it a chance!
;)
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Debi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 05:58 PM
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14. Any mods around???
:yoiks:
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 12:57 PM
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5. as long as no one else sees your absent-minded mishaps I think it's fine
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 12:57 PM
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6. Nobody laughs at my workplace boners.
They only dow destruction and tears.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:58 PM
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8. "Dow?"
So the rumors are true. You DO have a Dowsing Rod.
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mongo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 01:54 PM
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7. I Don't get boners at work
Unless the store is empty and my wife and I are teasing each other.

After looking at porn boxes for 3 years, it just isn't a happening thing. It's more boring than anything.

Occasionally when a woman customer confides in me and we are having a conversation about her intimate life, there will be stirrings down there, but after years of attending a clothing optional campground, my happy is very much under control.

Now the customers OTOH tend to sprout pup-tents on a regular basis. Not that I'm looking....
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Lilith Velkor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 02:06 PM
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9. In DC, we call that a "majority leader."
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RedCloud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 02:42 PM
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10. Someone was pulling a boner at my job...
That same person pulled an all nighter.

Non sequitor? You be the judge.
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chup Donating Member (26 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 02:59 PM
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11. yep, own a bike shop on the beach.lots of bikinis,sun tan oil ,rum
yep ....part of the job
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Ivan Sputnik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 03:40 PM
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13. Depends on how they feel about you
as an employee. If they like you, non-disastrous "boners" are likely to be shrugged off. If they want to get rid of you, the tiniest mistake may be treated like a catastrophe.
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Dukkha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 06:01 PM
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15. Reagan to Larry King:
REAGAN: Well, I seem to be -- there seemed to be a hostility. I felt, and I think properly, that in every press conference there was an adversarial relationship. They weren't there to just get some news. They were there to trap me into some kind of boner.
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