Beefcake Jesus Posters... Is This Right Or Wrong?

Yowza... what a hottie!! (Who knew, eh??) Hubba-hubba!

http://www.allposters.com/gallery.asp?aid=218029

in that first pic?

(the 'beloved' disciple)...on his knees.

(Leonardo depicted John as androgynous and somewhat effiminate in his painting of the Last Supper, you know...)

others say it was MM.

Bill

Who probably have a better idea than the authors of Holy Blood, Holy Grail or The Da Vinci Code.

if you follow John or Paul

But can't you ever let it be the Mary of it all?


Tori Amos.



Khash.

:popcorn:

:thumbsup:

I think Carmen Electra could play her in the next film:

:wow:

But I guess I shouldn't talk. I used to have a black Jesus poster and he was pretty buff.

:thumbsup:

:hi:

There isn't an ocean too deep (too deep)
A mountain so high it can keep,
Keep us away-y-y-y,
away from His lo-o-ove...

I feel dirty you are not supposed to think Jesus looked hot. My Catholic upbringing is coming back to haunt me. x(

I was always under the impression that he was browner than that... You know more like the one on the right below.

gave you the crazy idea he was semetic looking?

I forgot he was of Northern European decent. :crazy:

that he was put together like a body builder.

Perhaps the artist usually does romance novel covers?

only taller.

isn't that a young bob vila?

:-)

He was a righteous dude.



They say that cat Jesus was a bad mother...
Watch your mouth!
But I'm talkin' 'bout Jesus
Oh, then we can dig it...

Pity he went mainstream, in the end... :-(

very funny

after all he was man made perfect. He looks pretty darn perfect in any of those.

... that's waxed!

:evilgrin: :hi:

:hi:

:pals:

You mean the shirtless dude with the killer abs?

At least we were spared this:

Just askin'.

:spray:

Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines

He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool

If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool

No wonder there are so many Christians

- King Missile

Thanks, I almost forgot how much I used to love listening to that!

I was listening to that today...


Jesus was way cool!


Funnily enough, most christians don't like that song.....


Khash.

Us heteros need eye candy too.
;-)

Just a guess.

the chicks.

Blessed are they that can wear a crown of thorns upon their head without bleeding, because getting blood in your eyes is a pain.

all shredded depictions of him shd display his whip, also.

Both pictures are funnier than hell.

This will have to suffice:

And all tied up yet.

used to kill people is "wrong" when it is used to glorify something. I don't understand people and crucifixes at all. Do they not know what that was used for? Seems sick to me.

are there naughty images?? :shrug: I am at work.

Is that you, Fabio???

Hopefully in a "swooning" position....

Bowflex.

It just seems wrong. If he were that strong he would have been kicking everyones asses.

Jesus was not an asskicker.

Redstone

:bounce:

Khash,

to riot and burn down KFCs and McDonald's. You cannot defame the Messiah!
Heads will roll! I blame the Mossad!

How do some of you DUers find this stuff? I go one the Internet(s)... hell, I even do random searches for random things just for shits and giggles sometimes. But I never come across some of the strange shit you people find. The brittany spears naked giving birth statue/ I would never have found that. The bushfish morans were sticking to their hummers... I never would have found that either. Some DUers on here have such talent for finding... well... er...uh... just plain old weird shit!

P.S. Keep it coming, I eat this weird stuff up!

"We're #1!"

Redstone

Bring beer.





And chocolate.

:P

Does Jesus need a "safe" word? :evilgrin:

:rofl: :rofl: :thumbsup:

Wanting to have sweaty nasty sex with Jesus must be a sin, right?


I'm going to hell.....


Khash.

Easter Sunday, I was at Heathrow Airport,


And this woman starts screaming "I've seen Jesus!"

I kept trying to tell her I was just a dude with long hair.


It got weird. I tried to buy a cup of coffee- and the guy asked me "Are you really Jesus?" "Uhm no, i just want some coffee. I can't do salvation, I'm not qualified." Are you sure your not Jesus? I think I would know!


Khash - the fake Jesus,

Or does he turn it into wine first?

I tell you what, these things become Gay Kitsch, you'll see the fundies squealing in protest for sure.

or a college student?

can't be all bad.........:evilgrin:

plus he'd have to get robes in extra large size......:)

I figured out where I got the visual. My neice goes to a christian school and on her coloring books the have jesus looking alot like the Hulkster.

Jesus and Buddha vs. Mohammad and Moses

Wait a second, is that blasphemous? Maybe tennis doubles would be better.

We had a big picture in my church of a very attractive Christ and it always made me feel...funny.

I always pictured Jesus as a swarthy, rough-hewn weather-beaten sort of fellow, because he started out in a blue-collar profession (carpenter) and the hot, dry air and wind of the Middle East will do a number on a guy's skin pretty quick.

That's my take, anyway.

:shrug:

Tie me up, Lord; Tie me down.

or in my case more mature women!