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SCRUBDASHRUB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 05:48 PM
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Heard or seen this joke?
Air Force One

The President, First Lady and Dick Cheney were flying on Air Force One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000.00 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy."

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100.00 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy."

Cheney added, "That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10.00 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy."

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his co-pilot, "Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the window and make 56,000,000 people very happy."
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bigwillq Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 06:02 PM
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1. I've always like that one!
:)
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Earth_First Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 06:04 PM
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2. Hadn't hear that one yet...
(I'm usually behind the times in the joke department, however...)
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SCRUBDASHRUB Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-29-06 06:12 PM
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3. A friend of mine from Indiana sent it to me at work, and I literally
laughed out loud!
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