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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 02:50 PM
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We all know what the Chevy commercials are -really- about
Edited on Thu Mar-30-06 02:51 PM by jpgray
They're just posted to hurt me, and my friends. Don't give me any bullshit about "what the fuck could a satirical Chevy commercial have to do with you or anybody else?", everybody knows this is just a snide, underhanded dig at me personally, and if the people posting them had any class they would leave DU and kill themselves in some spectacular fashion, preferably with a note of apology written in blood and viscera.

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(I'm actually just bored of hiding the Chevy threads, and this method seems to work for getting threads deleted :patriot:)
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 02:55 PM
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1. Everyone knows your history.
Maybe if some people didn't insist on being snarky and mean, they wouldn't mention "Chevy Tahoes" (c'mon, you all know what that REALLY means) to intentionally hurt you. I'm so sorry you're going through this right now, jpgray. You are in my prayers. :hug:

And to the rest of you: GET A LIFE!
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 02:56 PM
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2. Thanks friend
Edited on Thu Mar-30-06 02:57 PM by jpgray
:hug::hug::hug::hug:

And if you can't see the connection between Chevy Tahoe ads and virulent hatred towards me personally, you're a heartless, unfeeling bastard who has no concept of the pain they cause me.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 03:02 PM
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5. You got it. And I will continue to champion your cause
by never ever explaining to others why certain seemingly innocuous word-phrases trigger a Pavlovian outpouring of pain and hurt to you. Count on me....I'll be there for you.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 02:59 PM
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3. You're so vain.
You probably think this thread is about you...
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 03:00 PM
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4. THIS IS NOT A CHEVY COMMERCIAL RESPONSE:
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, three Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

:evilgrin:
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mdmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 03:03 PM
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6. lavish attention on this
http://www.chevyapprentice.com/view.php?country=us&uniqueid=e131cdaa-1176-1029-98eb-0013724ff5a7
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 03:04 PM
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7. I hope he remembers to close the windows.
There's storm clouds in the distance.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 03:07 PM
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8. That guy really seems to enJoy his Chevy Ta- whoops!
Almost said it! Sorry, jpgray. :cry:
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 03:12 PM
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10. More egregious, ruinous harm
Edited on Thu Mar-30-06 03:13 PM by jpgray
That hankering to wound utterly doesn't become ewe. Me either. :cry:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 03:13 PM
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11. I can't help it. I'm mean.
And by "mean," I mean "average."
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 03:22 PM
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12. No sense making a
scene. :eyes: Thou art so fuwellish.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 03:23 PM
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13. Man, everybody Rocked hard
for a little while. Now they just MOR. Snakes on a Chevy Tahoe, my fiend. Snakes on Chevy Tahoe....
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Fenris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 03:28 PM
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14. Widows of Joy
That's a great band name. I'm surprised no one's taken it.
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 03:08 PM
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9. Et tu, Hedgus?
:cry:
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 04:04 PM
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15. strangeways, here we come

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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 04:23 PM
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18. That is the most horrifying thing I've ever seen in my life
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 04:34 PM
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22. fenris painted it
he's a very talented young man dolo
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dolo amber Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 04:36 PM
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23. I guess anyone who can paint with a brush in their bumhole *is* talented
:7
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 04:10 PM
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16. Chevy Tahoe, Chevy Tahoe, Chevy, Chevy, Revy Chevy Tahoe Tahoe
Now that I know where you are vulnerable. I probably Chevy will keep at it. Plus, my parents just bought a new Tahoe. I am not making this up.
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Jara sang Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 04:11 PM
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17. .
http://www.chevyapprentice.com/view.php?country=us&uniqueid=ce889f78-117e-1029-98eb-0013724ff5a7
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swimboy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 04:29 PM
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19. People are acting all innocent but the PMs, man
they're hurting our children. Please think of Sally Struthers, people!
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sundog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 04:31 PM
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20. .
:thumbsup:

:cry:
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 05:44 PM
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25. I often think of Sally Struthers
getting fucked by Jack Nicholson in Five Easy Pieces.

And I think she was overacting. But at least when she was moaning and squealing, you didn't have to hear her lousy accent (Texas? Bakersfield?).

Anyway, she had some nice ones.

So thanks for the reminder, swimboy.
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DrGonzoLives Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 04:32 PM
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21. Donald Rumsfeld is giving the President his daily briefing...
n/t
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-30-06 05:22 PM
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24. Blood and viscera?!
Just who do you think is going to clean that up, little mister?!
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