Ultra super bizarro dream

I dreamed I was a bailiff in a courthouse, and on a trial that had gone on for a while, one of the jurors said she had to leave and her friend approached me, telling me that if she didn't leave she was gonna have her leg broken. She was apparently a prostitute who had agreed to sleep with this guy and the "girlfriend" who was there to pick her up was actually her pimp. I made sure she was actually willing to do this and she said she was so I went to the judge with her and he released her.

Now, I am not sure if this was the same dream or not, but below is the really weird part.


AlienGirl directed me to a website of weird and unusual stuff. After visiting there the first time I was abducted in the night and had weird things done to me. I told her about it, and she sent me back to look at more on the website (we talk about reincarnation alot, so that's mostly what she wanted me to see). I was again abducted but this time it was much more terror inducing. I was looking into a mirror and I could see behind me out of the darkness these red rings that came out of a gun muzzle and encompassed me as I went unconscious. When I woke up the next day, it was late in afternoon, people were already at the house. Before I went to see who was there, I saw AlienGirl and told her I was abducted again. She said she knew, because she had emailed the site and suggested it would make an interesting experiment to try and integrate all my past life personas into my main life. I was pissed off, because I had been trying to explain to her that I wasn't me anymore. I could feel "me" in the soup as well as everyone else I had been. However, I was a completely new person. It was very unpleasant. When I got into the rest of the house I found our house-guests were: UncleSepp and the comedians Ron White, Jeff Foxworthy, Larry the Cable Guy and Bill Engvall. It was incredibly unpleasantly hot. I had the fans set up to hit the couch, but AlienGirl wouldn't sit next to me and get cool air, she just wanted to sit in front of the computer at the hottest part of the room and kept complaining about the heat.

Oy?! What a weird dream.

I think that probably set it off, though the Blue Collar Comedy bit isn't my fault.

I dreamed I was on top of the roof of a tall building and people were shooting below, and then I was in the lobby of the same building, it was all marble and fancy, and there was an earthquake.

Tucker

My dream was too weird to be discussed!!

Wow. I'm... not even sure what to say about that. You got Jeff Foxworthy in your dream? Yikes. Bill Engvall, ok.

The bit about integrating all your past life personas into your main life... got some old shit you've yet to really work out in your head/emotionally? That's all I've got, right now.

Actually, I see a bunch of old shit referenced in this dream. Courthouses (a recurring theme in Xen's dream life), abduction, the idea that someone he trusts (in this case, me--ulp!) might betray him or leave him out to dry...all of that sounds to me like processing of old themes and fears. I'm not sure where the Blue Collar Comedy got in though...

Tucker