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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:28 AM
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What the fuck, eh? Guys...back me up
Okay, I SEE good looking girls that look like they have good jobs and ambition and all that.

But I never see them unless I'm at work.

Where do these females hang out at night?
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ZombieNixon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:29 AM
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1. Thay have secret meetings where they plot
to prevent any of us from getting laid again. :scared:
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AlienGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:30 AM
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2. Home! We're too tired out from our ambition to go out!
Okay, so I'm not actually good-looking, nor do I have a good job. But I can vouch for ambition leaving ya tired out by evening!

Tucker
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:27 AM
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31. Feh
You're cute as a bug. :loveya:
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Random_Australian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:31 AM
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3. Living at uni now. After so many years out bush with too few chicks...
(Translating.........)
Babe central! nyah nyah na-yah nah!
/translation
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fleabert Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:31 AM
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4. they are asleep at a decent hour on weeknights
weekends? who the hell knows. I was at the bars and clubs acting the fool during my single days, and I rarely dated anyone I met there. I dated men I met at work and school.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:31 AM
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5. They probably hang out with canuckamok;s mom
All the good looking girls Ive wanted to date were too old for me or they already had someone.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:32 AM
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7. I DON'T WANNA HEAT THAT
See, if I was your age again, I'd be laying so much pipe plumbers would want union dues.

But, that was before meds.

BTW your commercial didn't work.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:38 AM
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8. Shit it didnt
eh Ive been trying but my problem is that I am only really talkative when I am uhh under the influence and I dont wanna be that. I nearly did get close though once to getting there.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:39 AM
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9. Get loaded and go for broke
Whatever it takes.... remember, you're not old, so don't act like it
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:41 AM
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10. True
and I always have fun when I am wasted, I just gotta find out where the next party is, I went to one over the winter now that was fucking awesome, I was a star!
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:57 AM
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15. Spoken like a true "Banished to Penticton-for Two Years" single guy!
Kleeb, go for the sensitive academic guy look. Find a sexy librarian type. They're the best in the sack anyway.

HEyHEY, just find some woman, anywhere.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:00 AM
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18. Where do you find the sexy librarian types?
I spent a lot of high school in the library and didn't see any, didn't see any when I was there today either.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:01 AM
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20. TUTORS
Tell them you need help with your "Fuck"
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:03 AM
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24. ...
Edited on Fri Mar-31-06 03:03 AM by CanuckAmok
:rofl:
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:04 AM
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26. well fuck hahahahha
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:01 AM
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19. Don't listen to him, he's divorced
Dude, I AM the sexy academic guy... know where that's gotten me? Nowhere! Okay, I had a torrid affair with a French girl we all called "Librarian" ... and yeah... I'm still trembling from unspeakable things she did to me, but those ones are few and far between.

Just get drunk and find some slut.... don't bring your scruples get into it... waste of time. Girls aren't cool until you're like 25 anyway. So, spend these years dipping the wick.
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JohnKleeb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:03 AM
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25. True true
25 feels like a world away.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:26 AM
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30. Try 27, man... holy FUCK
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:32 AM
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6. At my place, mostly...
It's a goddam hassle getting them to not leave their discarded bikinis at the bottom of the hot tub, too...
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hfojvt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:46 AM
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11. if you look at the
third finger on their left hand, that might give you some idea.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:52 AM
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12. Trust me, I always do
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:53 AM
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13. Well, your mom's usually at my place, but she's not that good-looking.
The back of her head is okay, though.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:57 AM
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14. Most guys don't get enough of a look at your mom
To decide what part looks the best
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 02:58 AM
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16. "mom joke"
I'm tired. Make one up for me, and give it to yourself. :)
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UCLA02 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:00 AM
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17. Nice one...
;-)


(But why don't all of you stay off peoples' moms and I'll stay off of all of yours, OK?)
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jpgray Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:01 AM
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21. Backing you up
Notice I don't say "understanding what the fuck you are talking about"
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:02 AM
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22. Good, I want you on my side in an eastside bar
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:05 AM
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27. BI, Did you take tonight's dose of Valium?
Edited on Fri Mar-31-06 03:14 AM by HEyHEY
Relax, it's merely a conversational thread.

BTW I like how all of a sudden having a thing for girls with decent jobs and Ambition is a bad thing... I guess I'll go back to finding dumb girls with big tits who work at the gap.
There goes years of feminism down the tube.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:30 AM
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34. Are you suggesting the Gap is patriarchal?!
Then throw-down, raggedy man!
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:31 AM
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35. Hey, I dig Theatre..
But, west side story? Come on! Anchor's away would have been a way better choice for a parody ad, all those women in tight lil' sailor suites....hubba hubba
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:33 AM
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36. I guess, but that still keeps them in the work-force.
And, of course, I prefer mine baking me a cake, at home where she belongs.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:34 AM
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37. True
But, I like the idea of watching a hot girl on TV, then getting my woman to bring me a beer while watching.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:34 AM
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38. True
But, I like the idea of watching a hot girl on TV, then getting my woman to bring me a beer while watching.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:24 AM
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28. Actually, science has proven that attraction has more to do with scent...
Edited on Fri Mar-31-06 03:26 AM by CanuckAmok
...than with appearance.

But I suppose you'll find a way to find fault with that, too, and only acknowledge the validity of men who have cut their own noses off.
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:26 AM
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29. Men only do that in a lame attempt to prove they are tougher
Than women.... god.. everyone knows that.
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CanuckAmok Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:27 AM
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32. Who cares about noses...
...as long as our dicks work, eh brother? (high-five!)
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:28 AM
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33. OOOwww, oowwwwwwwwwww
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:40 AM
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40. Why aren't women knocking down my door?
Good construction, that's why.
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Dem2theMax Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 04:16 AM
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43. ...
:yourock:
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NMMNG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:37 AM
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39. At night?
I hang out at work. :shrug:
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:44 AM
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41. If they're "girls," it's probably past their bedtime.
What do you "boys" expect?
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Mar-31-06 03:46 AM
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42. I do have that problem...
I, at 27, keep refering to women as girls, I think it's cause I'm having trouble getting old.
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