I just can't say "no" to a girl. - Democratic Underground

ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 06:36 PM
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I just can't say "no" to a girl.

I guess that part of my problem.

DU ladies! Post unreasonable requests I can refuse! :silly:

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Bunny

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Fri Mar-31-06 06:59 PM
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1. Could you change the oil in my car, and rotate the tires?

Big boy? ;)

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 07:07 PM
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4. No.

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Missy Vixen

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Fri Mar-31-06 07:01 PM
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2. Would you do the dishes?

After that, I'd love it if you'd make some dinner. ;-)

Julie

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 07:07 PM
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5. No.

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Fri Mar-31-06 07:01 PM
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3. Train my cats to use the toilet.

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 07:07 PM
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6. Sheesh.

Easiest "no" I ever said. :eyes: :P

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miss_american_pie

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:18 PM
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7. Wanna come nurse the baby?

:evilgrin:

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:19 PM
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8. Aw, herk no!

:scared:

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LeftyMom

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:19 PM
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9. Post more shirtless pics!

:yourock:

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:21 PM
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12. Hmm...I might. Tomorrow.

If I feel inspired to take some new ones. :P

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LeftyMom

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:22 PM
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14. Wow, now I have three great reasons to look forward to tomorrow

:party:

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:23 PM
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18. Three? I only post one of those pics at a time!

:hide:

:P

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LeftyMom

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:29 PM
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28. #2 is the Nor Cal meetup

#3 is my long overdue birthday present :)

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:20 PM
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10. Ok I am a guy

but I'll ask you do something that involves a girl. Go steal Rev's booze from her office for me please.

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:21 PM
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13. You can't order me around, Sergeant.

Delegate among your inferiors. :silly:

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:23 PM
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17. Fine I'll use a distraction

I dont have any inferiors, you need a private.

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:23 PM
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19. Well, recruit someone else...they can be the private.

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:25 PM
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22. Fine I'll post a recruiting post

Jebus

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:27 PM
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25. ...

:patriot:

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:20 PM
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11. Come here and herk me right NOW!!!!!!!

Now the question is, what does 'herk' mean in this sentence? And is it dirty or clean?

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:22 PM
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15. I should have known you'd find this thread.

:eyes:

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:23 PM
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16. I lounge stalk you, of course I would find this thread.

:eyes:

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:24 PM
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20. Well, what did you mean by "herk" in that sentence?

:shrug:

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:25 PM
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21. You have to figure that out for yourself.

:evilgrin:

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:25 PM
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23. I knew what you meant at least I think I did

Youre friggin naughty.

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:27 PM
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24. Are you sure about that?

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:27 PM
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26. Its not my final answer

No, but I got an imagination.

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:28 PM
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27. So does Rev.

It's :evilgrin:

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:29 PM
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29. Well what's your final answer?

Is 'herk' clean or dirty in that sentence? :shrug:

Will you continue with your can't say 'no', or will you acutally say 'no'? :o

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:30 PM
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31. Maybe...

but it better not involve manual labor! If "herk" means "do the dishes" then you're just herk outta luck! :P

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:31 PM
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33. Yes or no.

Final answer. :P

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:33 PM
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36. No. You herk me.

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:34 PM
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37. Ok, your loss....

of ever knowning what I meant by 'herk'. :P

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:35 PM
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38. I might herk you yet.

If you can guess what I mean by herk this time. :P

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:36 PM
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39. I think you mean what kleeb thinks I mean.

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:36 PM
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41. I dont wanna herk in vai nfor your herk

This song makes me think of someone :cry:

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:29 PM
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30. Yep

She thinks I am naive, to a certain degree she may have a point but I knew exactly the context there.

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RevolutionaryActs

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:31 PM
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32. Are you sure?

Or am I just herking with the both of you? :shrug:

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:32 PM
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34. You're just herking us around.

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:32 PM
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35. Positive

I wanna herk you every day and every single day with the herk right over our herk, we'll share the herkter with the same herk, is this herk? Is this is herk that I am feeling?

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:36 PM
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40. Ironically, they always say "no" to me.

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:40 PM
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42. I'm sure we could combine these two powers into

some kind of superweapon...or something. :shrug:

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:47 PM
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43. I think we'd cancel each other out.

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:49 PM
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44. Its strength lies in its mediocrity

Edited on Fri Mar-31-06 09:49 PM by ZombieNixon

We shall take over the world!

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:51 PM
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45. "Its strength lies in its mediocrity."

:rofl:

Herk on! :D

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:53 PM
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47. Hey, could you steal Rev's booze from out of her desk?

Kleeb wants some. :shrug:

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:55 PM
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51. Here you go:

:beer: :beer: :beer:

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:56 PM
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52. Sweetness

Good bye inambition, hello silly rants.

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xmas74

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:53 PM
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46. Could you please babysit

so I can go out and hit the bars, maybe cruise for other men?

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:53 PM
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48. Umm, yeah, sure honey, whatever you sa...uh...no.

:eyes:

:P

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xmas74

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:54 PM
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49. See, you can say no to a girl!

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:54 PM
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50. I'd do it if you got me something from the bar

I can handle kids.

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xmas74

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:56 PM
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53. Just put the kid to bed.

You can have a friend over, shoot some pool in the basement and get what you want out of the basement bar.

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:59 PM
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57. Maybe call a girl and the two of us can watch a movie

Thanken.

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xmas74

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:00 PM
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59. No problem.

Just don't have sex on my bed. That's all I ask.

And you have to smoke weed outside. The kid has allergies to almost everything.

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:01 PM
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60. Me have sex? thats not likely

and I don't do weed and in regards to cigs, you dont have to worry I think they taste like, shit.

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:56 PM
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54. Got you some.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4966498&mesg_id=4967313

Courtesy of Corporal Herkbucks Anarchist.

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:58 PM
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55. I know I saw

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deadparrot

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Fri Mar-31-06 09:58 PM
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56. Wanna write this paper for me?

It's on global trade. And it's killing me. *thud*

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:00 PM
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58. Eew...

Can't you just say that global trade can go to hell and be done with it? :shrug:

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deadparrot

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:03 PM
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61. Mmm, I could.

But it's one of the classes for my major. Which the professor completely forgot about until someone reminded him last class.:grr:

And unless I use reeeeally big font, I don't think "Global trade can go to hell." would take up 7-10 pages. :D

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:04 PM
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62. What kind of asshole reminds someone about a paper

Edited on Fri Mar-31-06 10:05 PM by JohnKleeb

I hate it when people do that. Maybe you could get Nixon do to your global trade paper and I can have him write my speech on Aspergers Syndrome that I have to give Thursday, actually I can research it and he can give, public speaking :scared:

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deadparrot

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:09 PM
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64. One of the damn goody-goodies.

Who has to know every fucking detail about a paper and spends hours agonizing over the damn thing. :banghead:

Good luck with the public speaking...I had to take it last semester. Me + room of people staring at me = stuttering mess.

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:12 PM
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66. Thanks

I mean I like the people in the class but the public speaking itself is what I loathe. Yeah I did terrible when I had to present when we had to use Dewey's problem solving method for a project, and I had to explain what we did, it was a mess. I reallly should be looking up information, I'll do that tommorow and go to the library maybe.

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:13 PM
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67. Oh, like I don't have work to do.

:eyes:

Plato awaits...tomorrow.

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:14 PM
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68. But you got a 3.7 GPA

correct? and I have like what a uhhh I dunno GPA.

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:15 PM
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69. Yeah, and I didn't sleep from March 8th through March 16th.

:eyes:

:P

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:15 PM
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70. We can have Rev do it

She doesnt have to go to school like the rest of us :D

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:16 PM
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71. Sounds herktastic!

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:23 PM
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72. Yes

The question now becomes how do we talk her in to it?

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:25 PM
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73. Bribery?

:shrug:

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JohnKleeb

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:26 PM
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74. Check your wallet laddie

I got like 33 bucks.

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ZombieNixon

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Sat Apr-01-06 01:27 AM
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75. Well, we could bribe her with something else besides money.

Maybe a great herking. :shrug: :P

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JohnKleeb

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Sat Apr-01-06 01:30 AM
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76. I don't like group herk

I like one on one herk. Where is she anyway?

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ZombieNixon

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Sat Apr-01-06 01:33 AM
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77. I don't know. I was gone watching a movie.

She's probably off herking (or herking off) somewhere. :hide:

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JohnKleeb

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Sat Apr-01-06 01:37 AM
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78. hahahah

What movie did you watch?

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ZombieNixon

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Sat Apr-01-06 01:38 AM
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80. Hotel Rwanda

It was incredibly sad, but I didn't cry, which proves I have no soul. :(

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JohnKleeb

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Sat Apr-01-06 01:47 AM
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82. Some of us dont cry, that filmed moved and angered me

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ZombieNixon

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Sat Apr-01-06 01:49 AM
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83. Me too, but apparently guys who don't cry in movies are soulless beasts.

At least, according to a (male) friend of mine. What the herk?

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JohnKleeb

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Sat Apr-01-06 01:54 AM
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84. Thats bullshit

I am way too easily moved honestly, just thinking abotut that movie really affects me.

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ZombieNixon

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:05 PM
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63. Write it in different lanaguages.

Edited on Fri Mar-31-06 10:24 PM by ZombieNixon

Spanish: Los negocios del mundo pueden ir al infierno
Japanese: Gurobaru tureidu kanu go to heru

:silly:

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deadparrot

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Fri Mar-31-06 10:11 PM
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65. Cool.

He actually writes better in French than in English. :D

Nice guy, but can't spell worth a damn.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Sat Apr-01-06 01:38 AM
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79. Neither can I.

I haven't had a stalker since November though.

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ZombieNixon

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Sat Apr-01-06 01:45 AM
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81. Do you want a stalker?

I'm sure we can find someone. :D

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Sat Apr-01-06 02:33 AM
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85. No, it sucks.

I once had my straight best friend pretend to be my angry girlfriend to get rid of her. It was hiliarious. It worked. Steph is the best friend a lesbian could have.

The woman was calling me every hour until about 3am then she started again at 7am, plus there were text messages. We went on two dates, then I got busy with a theatre job, in addition to my regular job. So basically, I had no time for a relationship. She didn't get it.

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