As of now there are new rules in the Lounge!

1. Wesley is no longer a mod. Give some boys a little power and they become fascists.
2. No one will be friends with CAPeggy - on line or offline.
3. If Clintmax posts a good morning thread it will be considered a capital offence. Justice will be swift.
4.If KitchenWitch posts anything at all.... well, see #3.
5.RetroLounge's poetry posts are to stop. Immediately. And he'll have to pay restitution for making us read those poems every day.
6. No more Canadian or European posters. This is an AMERICAN website! Post again and we'll invade your countries and kill the whole damn lot of you! You've been warned.
7. From now on only 3 things are allowed in the Lounge - sex threads, brazillion jokes and pix of kittens.


The czar has spoken!

Khash.


(Obviously, I'm joking.... except about the part about me being in charge.)

:evilgrin:

I was hoping for Hitler or Stalin. Evil but at least halfway competent.

So, Bush, huh?

Report to your nearest DULounge Security Center at 8am tommorrow. Cuz we're gonna have to have a little talk about what part of the word "dictatorship" you don't understand. Actually, I'll probably be asleep at that time... I'll let my evil minions handle it.

Khash.

And make it Pol Pot, how's that?

Oh, and where is the DU Lounge Security Center? Isn't that better known as GD Politics? And aren't you lucky, sleeping in 'til 8am!

Or does the sheer joy of working for you suffice?

The streets will run with the blood of the infidels!!!

Wow, look at my mood-ring..

:rofl:

I'm bullish on it, I think it's going places. So I'm definitely investing in it!

Khash.

(get it, *hedge* fund)


I kill myself.

steal an election? Down with evil dictator khashka! :evilgrin:

Aren't we full of ourselves today?

:)

I was feeling really down. I went home to find the poem I'd chosen for Peggy and ended up reading my old journals. And as I read them, I kept thinking "what an interesting, intelligent, compassionate man, I wish I knew him" and of course the next immediate thought was that I did know him...once upon a time I was him.

So either a total meltdown or stupid jokes.... I chose stupid jokes. And teasing people I like. It's laugh or cry and I'd rather laugh.

Now, lady, you also need to report to your nearest DULounge Security Center for processing and eventual execution. Watching you face the firing squad is probably gonna make me cry.... but if I'm running a dictatorship then I'm damn well gonna run a dictatorship!

Khash.

I don't wanna die!! :cry:

"I'm leaving DU and I really mean it this time and I just wanted to let everybody know that" threads?

I need to make copy cat photos of that with my own bunnies.

Can you at least go for a decent transliteration and be the Tsar?

you superior British git! And didn't I say NO Europeans? That includes anybody in any part of the UK! So you are BANNED from posting.... but you can still PM me or email me. As the boss I get to make exceptions to my own rules :)

Khash.

That's not part of the U.K.

Ahh, but I can't actually e-mail you in that I don't have your e-mail address (which is usually a pre-requisite of being able to e-mail people).

Looks like I've found a bunch of holes in the userper's argument.

:hi:

Billy broke rule #6. If I'm going down, it won't be alone. C'mon Billy, we'll face the firing squad together. :)

I don't wanna be shot wearing an unfashionable colour. :D

;)

I'd taken you off my hit list, but now you are back on! Make fun of your fearless leader about some of his less popular posts, huh? You won't survive long under the new regime!

Khash.

I couldn't find a certain poem about behaving like a Nazi online. :P

Yippie! Can't wait to talk about corsets again!

and you are my boss.... that really makes you the boss, right? So there will be corsets and Trent and anything else you want :)


Khash.

All bow to Trent!

This is going to require a Democratic Underground Underground for secret communiques with my extra-Vespuccian friends.

And I had a place for you in my new administration. Official slaveboy.... I know that's not normally a cabinet position. But if you called me sir, we could negotiate any terms you wanted.

But going over to the opposition? There's no loyalty, anymore (sigh).


Khash.

I never get a response. :cry:

I was even gonna post earlier that I needed to get to Switzerland as quickly as possible but I'm broke so if anyone could send donations?.....
And it wouldn't be for the skiing.

Then I thought better of posting that. A little discretion is the better part of valour after all....

Love,
Khash.

Khash for Komisar.....

Damn...

Edited to say: One of them was partially good. Sex and kittens and sex kittens=good. Brazillian jokes=bad.

all good.

So you don't want to be friends anymore? WELL...

Too bad, baby .......

Cause you and I are friends forevah!

*snaps whip* Take THAT! :evilgrin:



:loveya: :hug: :loveya:

:evilgrin:

I mean we have family values and stuff to consider around here. Uh... right? :)

"3. If Clintmax posts a good morning thread it will be considered a capital offence. Justice will be swift."

What'd I ever do, Khash? :rofl:

...I must have had to remove kittens from the bed while I was having sex at least a brazillion times. Next time, I'll take pictures to prove it.

:evilgrin: