Irony at 7-11. - Democratic Underground

ZombieNixon

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Thu Jun-01-06 10:19 PM
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Irony at 7-11.

In one trip, I bought a tube of toothpaste...and triple chocolate ice cream! :9 :crazy:

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Thu Jun-01-06 10:21 PM
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1. I once bought...

while sober...

at Shoprite....

at 3am.....

A cactus, a bagel, and soymilk.

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Dave Reynolds

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Thu Jun-01-06 11:10 PM
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2. My daily go-to-work purchase:

A 2L of Diet Mt. Dew, and two Little Debbie snacks.

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HarukaTheTrophyWife

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Thu Jun-01-06 11:37 PM
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3. Hope you're taking vitamins. nt

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Dave Reynolds

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Fri Jun-02-06 12:36 AM
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13. Nah.

Living a better life through caffeine and trans-fatty acids.:silly:

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RevolutionaryActs

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Thu Jun-01-06 11:43 PM
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4. Isn't it ironic....

A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think...

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought...it figures

:7

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intrepid_wanderer

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Thu Jun-01-06 11:46 PM
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5. that was so...

... in my head :-)

but, that's be to you fer typing what I would likely have been either too lazy, or too sheepish, to type myself.

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ZombieNixon

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Thu Jun-01-06 11:46 PM
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6. Agh!

x(

Yeah, it figures I'd buy dental hygiene and tooth decay in one trip. But hold the Alanis lyrics, if you please. :P (Is that who wrote that, I can't remember. :shrug:)

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RevolutionaryActs

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Thu Jun-01-06 11:49 PM
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7. Yes it is.

But I like to annoy you with them. :7

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ZombieNixon

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Thu Jun-01-06 11:53 PM
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8. You know...

that's probably one of the few songs by her I've ever heard, so I'd be unlikely to recognize anything else. :P

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WCGreen

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Thu Jun-01-06 11:55 PM
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9. What about the song about going donw on her old

boyfriend...

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ZombieNixon

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Thu Jun-01-06 11:56 PM
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10. Nope, never heard it.

Thank God, I suppose. x(

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WCGreen

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Thu Jun-01-06 11:57 PM
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11. It was an attention getter....

By God.......

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SlavesandBulldozers

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Fri Jun-02-06 12:03 AM
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12. actually the calcium in ice cream makes strong teeth.

and builds strong muscles.

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