forgive you enemies - a joke for friday.

Toward the end of a service, the minister asked, "How many of you
have forgiven your enemies?"

About 80% held up their hands.
The minister then repeated the question and all responded by raising
their hands except one small, elderly lady.

"Mrs. Jones? Are you not willing to forgive your enemies?", the
minister asked.

"I don't have any", she replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs. Jones, that is indeed unusual. How old are you?"

"Ninety-eight" she replied.

"Mrs. Jones, would you come down front and tell the congregation how
a person can live for ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the
world?"

The little lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation,
smiled sweetly and said, "I outlived the bitches."

edited to add an AMEN!!!

:thumbsup:

:rofl: :spray:

That is great!