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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:20 PM
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Take a sniff. Pull it out.
The taste is gonna move you when you pop it in your mouth.
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:21 PM
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1. That's what you say to ALL the guys.
:eyes:
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:23 PM
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2. Most guys like the jingle--true.
But it's the choreography I've worked out that really sets the hook.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:36 PM
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6. Your choreography has the taste that gets right to me.
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:06 PM
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10. The weekend comes
The cycle hums.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:07 PM
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11. Groovin'
All



Week


With




You
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:24 PM
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3. oh my...
those are the actual words in the ad, aren't they?

heh, thanks... i needed that grin :)
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:26 PM
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4. Just don't swallow any.
Do you know what happens if you get alot of it in your stomach?:scared:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:37 PM
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7. Rod Stewart had to get his stomach pumped.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:54 PM
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8. I think that was from swallowing Big Red.
:o
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:05 PM
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9. Who's that?
:shrug:
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 01:32 PM
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5. Get your "ski"s shined up....
You know, like Kevin HetmanSKI, Lauren SikorSKI, Mark ModlewletSKI, etc. Shine 'Em!

THEN you can chew gum.
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:13 PM
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13. "Shine 'em up," like get them drunk?
And only then may I chew Juicy Fruit? Gees.
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RandomKoolzip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:20 PM
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14. No: get out the lacquer and the buffing brush...
And shine those fuckers! Until they refelct the sun's light!

And then, and ONLY THEN, you may enjoy a stick of Juicy Fruit.
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SouthoftheBorderPaul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:22 PM
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15. Well, fuck it then.
I'm just gonna chew some Double Mint. It's a less demanding gum and promises to double my pleasure.
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Gold Metal Flake Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:11 PM
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12. Another thread about the Clenis?
Let the Clenis have some piece peace!
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:23 PM
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16. Now where have I heard that before?
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