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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:12 PM
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Stupid human tricks.
Whatcha' got?

I can wiggle my ears, do a near-perfect vocal impression of a guinea pig, and I can stop my own hiccups within thirty seconds of their onset (about 90% of the time).
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:15 PM
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1. I do a rocking imitation of Cher.
and when I get hiccups they go on for hours.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:16 PM
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2. I would love to see that!
The Cher- not the hiccups, that is. Unless you've got some really unique hiccups.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:22 PM
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3. I can play my face
Which is kinda cool, since I usually have it with me and I never have to look for a pick.
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:28 PM
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4. Not much, just joint stuff.
I can bend my pinkies and thumbs back until they touch my wrists, and my right thumb is double-jointed.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:30 PM
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5. I can dislocate my left shoulder.
It freaks the hell out of my sister. I like doing it during big family dinners and watching her freak out, confusing everyone else at the table.
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GirlinContempt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:35 PM
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6. I can make a duck face
Edited on Fri Jun-02-06 02:35 PM by GirlinContempt
Oh, and I can do the hiccup thing too
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:40 PM
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7. My brother stole a gig off of Letterman's Stupid Pet Tricks.
He lets the dog drink milk out of his open mouth.

Really kind of nasty, especially if you knew how nasty that dog is.
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Blue-Jay Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jun-02-06 02:41 PM
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8. I can stuff 18 ferrets in my pants.
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