This is NOT A SEX THREAD.

This is NOT A SEX THREAD. In fact the only reason "sex" is mentioned at all is to define and clarify exactly what will NOT be allowed on this thread. There will be no explicit sexual content, direct or indirect sexual references, graphic representation of sex or sexual innuendo/double entendre. There shall not even be discussion of or reference to abstinence, since abstinence by its very nature incorporates the concept of sex. These rules governing thread content include sex with respect to humans, animals, plants, objects, or any combination thereof.

Now then. Are we all clear on what is NOT allowed on this thread?

:P


:rofl:

...to the practice of certain deviant sexual behavior involving groups of people.


I caution you to choose your words more carefully.

;)

Please take your filthy mind elsewhere.

Guess I'll go eat worms.

:D

And for dessert? :evilgrin:

:9



;)

Do you have any whipped cream? We could make sundaes...

I'll go and get some. Will we need chocolate sauce as well?

Warm, gooey chocolate sauce

Nice try. Now please stop lacing my thread with such obscenity.

Oh, I should talk about corsets, right? :shrug:

Any bit of clothing designed to embrace a naughty bit of either gender must be excluded from this thread due to potential contamination via osmosis.


Good heavens but you have a one-track mind, missy!

And you're the one reading into my perfectly innocent questions. O8)

"Perfectly innocent" my... uh... foot. Or something.

Is flirting ok? :loveya:

Flirting leads to impure thoughts. At least, flirting with you does. So no flirting. And I might add that you are looking especially fine today. In a very wholesome, non-sexual way, I mean.


:loveya:

No matter how sexy they are... :D


:hug:

Are you having fun yet?

This is almost as good as a genuine sex thread!

:rofl: :rofl:

While you are welcome to browse and enjoy my thread, I must urge you to exercise considerable restraint and not drop any 'F" bombs while here.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation.

Well baby.......

FUCK THAT!


:rofl:


:evilgrin:

As long as you don't mean it literally...


:7


:hi:

:nuke:

:rofl:

What constitutes sex? We all have different opinions.

Khash.

...to surreptitiously discuss sex while pretending to not discuss it.


I shall not fall victim to your corrupt agenda.

You've figured me out,damn it. Now I have to go post something explicit and graphic and get tombstoned... just to prove my corrupt agenda has no subtlety.

Khash.

Windoze really does suck.

Khash.

I must ask you to take your sick plant fantasies and leave the thread.

Perfectly innocent rhyming.

Um... How does that go again? :)

:scared:


Save me Jay-sus!

Um, suuuurre. :scared:













Careful now, DA. This is yvr girl, and she is far more clever than you when it comes to sexual innuendo. If anyone can slip something past you, it's her.

:rofl:

Kudos!

Be gone, you and your smut-tainted words!


Oh sweet JAY-SUS, save this thread!!!


:cry:

:thumbsup: in addition, there will be no wise cracks as to just where that thumb is pointing either x( that too is verboten

...into your oh-so-prim-and-proper post.


Tramp!

:-)

...Helly.

This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song

This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song

Happy to have, not to have not
Big business is very wise
I'm crossing over into
E-enter-prize

Love song
Love song
Love song
Love song

I'm going over to the other side
I'm happy to have not to have not
Big business is very wise
I'm inside free enterprise

I'm adaptable
I'm adaptable

I'm adaptable and I like my new role
I'm getting better and better
And I have a new goal
I'm changing my ways where money applies

This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song
This is not a love song

Now are you ready to grab the candle
That tunnel vision - not television
Behind the curtain - out of the cupboard
You take the first train - into the big world
Now will I find you - now will you be there

Not a love song (echo)
Not a love song
Not a love song ...



:P

That sounds like it fits within the rules.

It's a funny thread. Even if there's no sex in it.

However, I've been warned against having anything to do with any threads that are, or might be, subject to review based on them being sexual in nature.

That said, I henceforth remove myself from any possible threads that might be or otherwise are subject to said review.

Sorry. Warning and all...