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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 08:25 PM
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Linda Tripp caught jumping over fence after planting bugs at White House:
Edited on Sun Jun-04-06 08:49 PM by originalpckelly
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060604/ap_on_go_pr_wh/brf_white_house_intruder



The Secret Service apprehended a man who was trying to jump the fence on the south side of the White House Sunday.


I guess she heard about the President's affair with Condi and felt she had to do her duty.

One passer by who witnessed the whole incident, a Miss Swan, had this to say, "She looka like a man."
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laylah Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 08:29 PM
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1. ...
:spank: on the other hand :rofl:

Jenn
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 08:31 PM
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2. She is an affair finder...supposedly narced on Bush Sr. too
George H. W. Bush affair controversy

It has been alleged that Linda Tripp was involved in leaking information about an affair between former President George H. W. Bush (41) and a staffer named Jennifer Fitzgerald. It has also been speculated that this may explain why she was not rehired to her old White House position despite calls from many conservatives to Bush's son, President George W. Bush, to do so <11>. However, Tripp has publicly denied this allegation as "ludicrous" and "a complete fabrication." <12>
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AX10 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 08:33 PM
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3. ROFL
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 08:38 PM
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4. Oh, thank you very much...
I do try to do my duty.
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CatWoman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 08:42 PM
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5. you have a marvelous sense of humor
this is funny as hell

:rofl:
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 08:44 PM
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6. Good timing- the Decider was cycling.
"Bush was out on bike ride in suburban Beltsville, Md...."
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Auntie Bush Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 08:46 PM
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7. I liked the part about bush* off riding his bike again.
Doesn't he ever stay home and play president?
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 08:56 PM
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8. The secret service isn't there to protect him...
Edited on Sun Jun-04-06 09:04 PM by originalpckelly
his bike's instructions specifically state, "parental supervision required for children under 30% approval."
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 08:59 PM
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9. Did Linda get her nuts caught on the fence?
That'll speed up the apprehension process every time.
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 09:00 PM
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10. I just noticed something....
ever see her an Cheney in the same photo?
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 09:01 PM
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11. ROFL
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 09:03 PM
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12. Side by side comparison; Dick and "Linda"
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 09:33 PM
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13. Siamese twins, joined at the shoulder...........
Auuuuuugggggggh! This is a nightmare.
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Olney Blue Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 09:36 PM
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14. How am I supposed to get to sleep tonight?
:rofl:
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TheCowsCameHome Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 10:04 PM
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15. I'm going to pass out from fright................
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Swamp Rat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 10:07 PM
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16. LOL!
Edited on Sun Jun-04-06 10:08 PM by Swamp Rat
:rofl:

edit: nominated!
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-04-06 10:35 PM
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17. Thanks for the nom!
I always needed a name <-bad french joke.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 08:37 AM
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18. I posted this on another website for Democrats/liberal in general...
and the only post I got was this, which is so lame I think it might be a joke in itself:
Their questions:
1.) Are you a liberal? Forgive me for asking, but I don't know.

2.) What does the article you URL'ed have to do with Linda Tripp?

3.) What point are you trying to make?

My reply:
I don't know if you noticed this, but the article doesn't have a thing to do with Linda Tripp. It is a joke dear. Yes, I am a liberal, and always have been. The only time I act like a puke is to make fun of them or work them into a position where they make my point for me.

The point is that everyone, including very prominent shows like Saturday Night Live, used to poke fun at the fact Ms. Tripp looked like a man dressed up in drag.

I don't know if you have heard about the supposed affair between the President and Condi Rice, but I thought it would be funny to make a joke about Linda Tripp and the other people.

You see Linda Tripp has a long history of uncovering affairs. She did it to Clinton and the former President George H. W. Bush too. She denies it, but she probably did it to Bush Sr.

So I figured she would become involved somehow become involved in this "affair" if it really exists. That's why I said she was caught jumping over a fence at the White House after planting bugs there. The joke is when you read the opening post, and realize that the article only talks about a man jumping over a fence at the White House. Understand the joke now? She really isn't a man, but she was ribbed because she looked like a man. The article says a man was caught jumping over the White House fence. See it now?


That is pathetic. It really does suck the fun out of a joke when you have to explain it.
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