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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 02:41 PM
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Top six excuses for not coming to work on 666:
6. The temperature dropped below 32° F in Hell, MI and I have a lot of things I promised to do
5. I marked the wrong T on my calendar (616)
4. My mother-in-law decided to stop by
3. I have a religious function at my "church"
2. My friends and I are going have a "party", I have to pick-up the Kool-Aid at the store
1. The Devil made me do it
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 02:44 PM
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1. LOL!
:rofl: Here are a couple to add to your list:

* The Antichrist stopped by, and he's got a lot to talk about.

* I had to go to the chiropractor to fix my neck. It seems my head keeps spinning all the way around.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 02:47 PM
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2. I actually had that in my original top ten, but I decided to drop them...
Mine was:
I slept in a weird position all night and my head keeps spinning.
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Catchawave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 02:53 PM
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3. Appointment with an Exorcist....
:evilgrin:
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 02:55 PM
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4. That is a good one...
:rofl:
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 02:57 PM
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5. I'm glued to CNN waiting for word that * has nuked Iran.
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texas1928 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 02:58 PM
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6. This old priest and young priest won't let me leave the house.
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-05-06 03:33 PM
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7. I am waiting from a call from God...
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