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undeterred Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 09:36 PM
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6/06/06 Was anyone raptured from among us today?
What? Everyone's still here? Didn't someone at least come and get Falwell and Dobson?
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originalpckelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 09:41 PM
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1. I wish...
People talk about the rapture, man it will be more fun without all the uptight assholes walking around ruining life for the normal people!
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swag Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 09:52 PM
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2. I sprouted a tail, but nothing much else happened in my world.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 01:21 AM
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3. My cat was raptured.
He's back now though. I guess it didn't work out.
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huskerlaw Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 01:22 AM
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4. Nope!
I went to The Omen instead!
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RevCheesehead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 01:23 AM
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5. I keep getting sucked into that deep dark hole....
*sigh* Way too much laundry.
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spacelady Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 01:24 AM
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6. Where is everybody?? Help, I'm all alone up here!
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gr8dane_daddy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 02:54 AM
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7. I wish we could have "raptured" some people ourselves...
like Dan Coulter. We could just blame it on divine intervention.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 02:56 AM
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8. No, but my lower back is killing me....
....:D
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Rhiannon12866 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 03:09 AM
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9. Not me!
And I'm glad to still be here!:D

And Falwell and Dobson may have been "hoovered up," but we aren't going to hear about it with gay marriage still the lead story on the news!:eyes:
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obreaslan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 08:28 AM
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10. I went looking for people who had been raptured, but I couldn't find any..
Wait! You don't think...Oh my!...:wow:


;)
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 08:30 AM
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11. Well, I started to... But, then they dropped me on my head.
:shrug:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 08:33 AM
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12. Actually, all of the fundies around here started descending into hell...
...but they realized that it was too much fun and came back to this plane of existence so they could continue making everyone else's lives miserable. :(

And no, I didn't get raptured or anything... :(
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 08:37 AM
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13. Well, I did get to jet ski on the Lake of Fire (TM).
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xmas74 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 09:46 AM
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14. My neighbors are still here.
I don't know if anyone received the call yesterday. All I know is that those who thought they would are out mowing the lawn this morning.
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 10:17 AM
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15. I haven't seen ETAwful in a while
though I don't know if his absence is just today, or if he's been gone since before today (or, if, in fact, he is gone...)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 11:09 AM
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16. I drove around all day yesterday
behind cars with "In case of RAPTURE..." stickers.

All I wound up with was a Pacer, a Yugo and two Ford Fiestas. x(
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Redstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 11:12 AM
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17. Well, I was pretty damn happy, but rapturous? Nah. Just pretty happy.
Redstone
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 11:19 AM
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18. It wasn't much of a Rapture
The wingnuts are still here.
:cry:
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LordshipLadyship Donating Member (379 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 11:23 AM
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19. I got raptured!
Edited on Wed Jun-07-06 11:29 AM by Ladyship












Apparently it didn't improve my ability to make a animated gif smaller. Grumble.

Glory hallejujah! On edit, Yes it did but now it's too small. Shirt says Dude I was raptured but all I got was this glowing t shirt.
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