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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-06-06 10:26 PM
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i lost my belly-button.
i had surgery to correct an umbilical hernia last week- and tonight i asked my wife to change the bandage, because it was itching like crazy, and i don't go back to the dr. for another two days...and when we got the dressing off- where my belly-button used to be, there's about a four-inch scar, held together with 15 little staples...

i think i need a couple more vicodins.
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gardenista Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 02:35 AM
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1. Well, so much for belly-button contemplation.
You will have to find another "liberal" pursuit. Remember, Vicodin is a Republican drug.
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Omphaloskepsis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 02:42 AM
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3. I have the navel gazing covered..
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 02:42 AM
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2. So, does this mean you have an innie instead of an outie?....
...:shrug:
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dysfunctional press Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 09:48 AM
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4. i always had an innie...outies kinda creep me out.
nt
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radwriter0555 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 11:22 AM
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5. ooo if you were single you could use that to REALLY freak out chicks.
Life without a belly button is hard to imagine.
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Haole Girl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 11:24 AM
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6. Maybe when the staples come off, you'll get your
belly button back?

When I had my hysterectomy they went through my belly button, and I still have mine- though it's larger than I'd like.

Do you suppose they do plastic surgery on belly buttons?

:hi:
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 11:25 AM
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7. Maybe they have belly button implants
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:20 PM
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8. They do but...
they always look sooooo fake

:P
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riona Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 01:04 PM
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9. Yipes! Do they really have bb implants???
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kay1864 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 01:43 PM
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10. No no...
Just being silly (hence the :P)
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