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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:20 PM
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20 Reasons Why I would Make The Best boyfriend Ever…
Edited on Wed Jun-07-06 12:23 PM by HypnoToad
01. Flowers
02. I will say "I love you"
03. I'm great in bed.
04. I know how to cook - healthy yet mnostly tasty meals.
05. I'm a good driver.
06. I like sci-fi. It's good to cuddle with.
07. I'm energetic in general (not related to #3)
08. I'm good with color.
09. I own a beanie cap.
10. I will open the doors to let you through first.
11. I will let you do most of the talking.
12. I know when to use the operator's manual, directions, map, AAA, et cetera.
13. I won't grope or slobber all over you in public.
14. I am truly a unique character. Definitely not the same, and who wants the same?
15. I'm frugal with electricity.
16. I shop for the best price.
17. I work well with people and listen to their viewpoints and try to think of a solution that works well with most of them.
18. I understand not everybody can be pleased, but at least I'll try.
19. I also understand such people would have to agree with 17 and 18. :D
20. You really think I could find 20 things to say? You betcha. I do endeavor to remain true to my word.

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MsAnthropy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:27 PM
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1. Good God I wish you were straight!
:loveya:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:35 PM
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3. You wouldn't believe how many people say that!
Even men! :spray:

How do you know I'm not bi; attracted to certain types of people?

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MsAnthropy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:47 PM
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12. LOL-- If only sweetie.....
I need to take a cold shower right now...
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El Fuego Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:31 PM
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2. Sold!
Too bad I'm the wrong gender! :)

There is one lucky guy out there, because you are a PRIZE CATCH.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:41 PM
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6. Thank you.
:)

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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:36 PM
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4. If I was allowed to have a boyfriend
you'd have to stop advertising. ;)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:41 PM
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5. So, no timesharing then?
:spray:

:rofl:

Thx for the sentiment though. :D

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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:42 PM
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7. ...
:spank:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:45 PM
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9. Lemme guess: No double entendre here?
:rofl:

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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:46 PM
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11. Only you
can get away with calling me a "timeshare." ;)
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:48 PM
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13. It was meant only as a compliment!
:D

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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:43 PM
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8. Who's stopping you?
:D

RL
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:45 PM
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10. You just want me to spank you again
:P
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RetroLounge Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:51 PM
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14. Naturally...
:hi:

RL
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YankeyMCC Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 12:51 PM
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15. Good list but
"06. I like sci-fi. It's good to cuddle with"

That's the first I've seen "I like sci-fi" as a plus on this kind of list. It never seemed to help me, my wife still thinks of me as a geek for my scifi fandom. ;)

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 05:20 PM
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17. Well, that proves point 21.
21. I am imaginative.

:D
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 01:10 PM
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16. There's more than enough there for me.
When does your flight land in London?
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Derailer Donating Member (332 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 06:25 PM
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18. If there's anybody out there
who DOESN'T care about any of those things except #3 and the first part of #6, PM me immediately lol. Also, you should enjoy #13
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SmileyBoy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-07-06 06:26 PM
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19. Imagine if I was gay...
:D:D:D
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