How should the world have ended? - Democratic Underground

HiFructosePronSyrup

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Wed Jun-07-06 12:24 PM
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Poll question: How should the world have ended?

Well, I guess I shouldn't have sold all of my worldly possessions and spent the last two weeks living it up with German sex workers. Turns out the world didn't end yesterday. I guess the Mayans are right and it won't end for another six years. Anyway, what sort of ending were you expecting?

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mdmc

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Wed Jun-07-06 12:26 PM
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1. anyway

as long as it ends.

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Hugin

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Wed Jun-07-06 12:28 PM
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2. The zombie thing...

There will probably be lots of cussing as well.

If we're lucky there will be a brief interlude where refreshments are served.

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myrna minx

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Wed Jun-07-06 12:49 PM
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7. As long as no one serves that ghastly "orange drink"

in wax paper cups. *That* is more apocalyptic for me the than zombies and cussin'.

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Robb

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Wed Jun-07-06 12:31 PM
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3. On behalf of all German sex workers, we thank you

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Wed Jun-07-06 12:33 PM
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4. You're welcome.

Me and my wife had a wonderful time sampling beer and sausages while touring the Rhineland in the minibus.

We'd like to extend our sympathies to the German Sex Worker community during these difficult times.

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atomic-fly

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Wed Jun-07-06 12:40 PM
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5. An amazing light show just before humankind is wiped out.

We are in such awe that we don't care.Kind of visual ectasy. The earth and many critters survive.
The earth heals itself.

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LisaLynne

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Wed Jun-07-06 12:44 PM
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6. I picked zombies because I'm prepared for that.

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Hobarticus

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Wed Jun-07-06 01:00 PM
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9. Careful, that edition's outdated...

Now zombies run, and they're pretty darn fast.

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YankeyMCC

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Wed Jun-07-06 12:55 PM
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8. Volgons

making way for a galactic thruway. I've seen the plans people really should take an interest in their local affairs.

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