Oh shit!! The gay marriage bill failed. Now my parents are divorcing!!

Bucky

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Wed Jun-07-06 04:11 PM
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Oh shit!! The gay marriage bill failed. Now my parents are divorcing!!

Gays have ruined my parents marriage. Even as I type this, my best friend just called on my cell phone and told me that because gays are building families and raising children, he is divorcing his wife and running off with a box turtle. A friggin' BOX turtle!! Dammit, why are these Demo-libs so blind! Omygawd! there goes another one! My next door neighbor is running out the door and her husband is crying on the front porch. Damn you, gays!! Damn you!!!

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