"Coulter has Hitler's baby!" - Democratic Underground

salinen

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Fri Jun-09-06 11:51 AM
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"Coulter has Hitler's baby!"

Argentina: Mr(s)? Coulter found and dug up Adolf Hitler's decaying body, tore off the shiveled sac, and had the DNA injected into one of her(his)? ova. This fertilized egg was then transfered to the womb of Janet Parshall. Little is known about this child, only that it was baptised by Pat Robertson.

Doesn't she(he)? really only belong on the cover of the "Globe".

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Bassic

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Fri Jun-09-06 11:56 AM
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1. Or the Weekly World News?

Right alongside the dude who saw Jesus in his dishwasher in Utah?

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sui generis

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Fri Jun-09-06 12:25 PM
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4. look I didn't ask for his I9 card

Edited on Fri Jun-09-06 12:26 PM by sui generis

My dishwasher went out and my lawn guy said his bro Haysoos could fix it. Then there I was, on the phone with Maw being wartapped by the F Beee Aye and all I said was, Hyuk you'll never bleev it maw, jesus is in ma dishwasher, and before I hung up the phone all of a sudden here comes fox news, Pat Robertson, 2000 people prayin and swayin it was turrible.

Here is a pitcher of Haysoos.

:hide:

:rofl:

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Bassic

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Fri Jun-09-06 12:48 PM
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5. ROFL

:rofl: :rofl:

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zbdent

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Fri Jun-09-06 12:01 PM
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2. Step brother to Joe McCarthy's kid

Edited on Fri Jun-09-06 12:01 PM by zbdent

whom she has nearly expressed interest in digging up and having sexual congress with . . .

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salinen

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Fri Jun-09-06 12:13 PM
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3. Perfect

McCarthy was a better choice than Hitler.

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