Video: Hasselhoff moans and snarls his way through "Secret Agent Man"

http://gorillamask.net/hoffbond.shtml

David Hasselhoff: Secret Agent Man
Promotional spot for Bond in hi-def on VOOM

Tuxedos, jet packs, and so much raw testosterone it will make your head spin. It's four minutes and three seconds of your life that you'll never be able to get back.

And, as a bonus, they link to the 'hoff version of "Hooked On A Feeling."

:eyes:

:evilgrin:

THE NIGHT ROCKER

The city lights, they're coming on one by one
So are the stars in the sky
We’re singing goodnight to the setting sun
That's when my world comes alive

I am the night rocker
I wanna rock you all night long
I am the night rocker
I wanna love you with my song
It’s a sweet lullaby
And I know you want to fly
So come, let’s fly away
I am the night rocker

Kiss me and world is so cool and bright
It's so much music in the street
And when I'm walking you down the boulevard
Something comes alive in me

I am the night rocker
I wanna rock you all night long
I am the night rocker
I wanna love you with my song
It’s a sweet lullaby
And I know you want to fly
So come, let’s fly away
I am the night rocker

I don’t mind the morning light
I love it shining down on me
But there’s something about the night
It feels so right, just you and me

I am the night rocker
I wanna rock you all night long
I am the night rocker
I wanna love you with my song
It’s a sweet lullaby
And I know you want to fly
So come, let’s fly away
I am the night rocker

I am the night rocker
I am the night rocker
Let’s fly, let’s fly away
I am the night rocker
I am the night rocker
I am the night rocker
Let’s fly, let’s fly away




Now did he just release one album that was re-issued five times or did he name all his albums "Night Rocker"?:shrug:

The sub-Bond feel is awful...

Never mind I'd much rather listen to William Shatner croon... if you can call that crooning...

And, oh look, they have the words in big letters behind him! How helpful! :eyes:

Lemme guess: There's a movie about to come out... :eyes:


And then I saw this:


Guess what I did...

Or Leonard Nimoy singing the Balled Of Bilbo Baggins