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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 07:52 AM
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Man Eats 47 Cheese Sandwiches In 10 Minutes
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LAS VEGAS --There's a rising star on the competitive eating circuit. California man Joey Chestnut downed 47 grilled cheese sandwiches in ten minutes this weekend in Las Vegas to set a world record. That's eleven more sandwiches than the old record of 36.

Last month, Chestnut ate 50 hot dogs. Some say he's a threat to the reigning champ of food stuffing, Japan's Takeru Kobayashi.

Chestnut won the grilled cheese contest sponsored by the International Federation of Competitive Eating, the same group that runs the annual Fourth of July hot dog eating contest at New York's Coney Island.

http://www.boston.com/news/odd/articles/2006/06/12/man_eats_47_cheese_sandwiches_in_10_min?mode=PF
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 08:04 AM
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1. There's an International Federation of Vain Gluttony?
Edited on Mon Jun-12-06 08:04 AM by HypnoToad
:wow:

Oops, I read the article wrong. They meant "International Federation of Competitive Eating".


:banghead:


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MiniMandaRuth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 08:08 AM
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2. Ew... I already feel sick....
Icky.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 08:54 AM
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3. Another ordinary Tuesday for John Goodman.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 09:41 AM
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12. rimshot
:headbang:
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BlueJazz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 09:26 AM
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4. In other News, a Las Vegas man has set the World Record by having...
...47 Heart Attacks at the same time. :evilgrin:
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 09:33 AM
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5. He should just stuff those sandwiches
right into his aorta and save some time.

However, thinking on it, he seems to have way too much time on his hands already. :eyes:
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Schema Thing Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 09:37 AM
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6. that's gonna hurt
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sarge43 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 10:59 AM
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16. It will, but not as much
as that skull popping MI or stroke he's sucking around for.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 09:37 AM
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7. somebody needs to get Denny Hastert under control
:)
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 09:39 AM
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8. Hang on. Got a bratwurst stuck in my aorta.
Okay, all done.
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Wetzelbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 09:40 AM
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11. Da Bears!
:)
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 09:39 AM
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9. I predict this same man
will also win the world's Ex-Lax eating contest in a day or two...

:yoiks:
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 09:39 AM
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10. I believe it was Billy Bob Thorton who once uttered the phrase,
and I'm paraphrasing here,"That guy ain't gonna sh*t right for the next week".

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seemunkee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 09:57 AM
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13. I saw two books at Borders yesterday on competitive eating
In the sports section :wtf:
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bertha katzenengel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 10:02 AM
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14. Didn't know how stuck I was up. Kept on eating cheese all day.
Until I put that bran inside me
That fiber did clear the way

Oh, give me fiber
Bulk & roughage
Fiber 'cause I want to feel light
Fiber! in the morning
Fiber 'fore I sleep at night

Obviously -- to the tune of "Fever," sung by Jan Hooks on SNL. One of my favorite SNL skits ever.
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 10:30 AM
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15. Yah got cheeze on yer face, yah big disgrace...
...stuffing those sandwiches into your face!
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