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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 11:43 AM
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Your mama.
Your mama is so short, when she gets on the bus she has to slam dunk the change.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 11:45 AM
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1. "yo momma so fat she stepped on a rainbow made skittles..."
- dayman wayans :rofl:
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951-Riverside Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 11:50 AM
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2. Your mama is so fat shes diabetic.
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rustydog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 11:50 AM
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3. Yo mama so ugly
she gotta sneak up on the mirror to put on make up.
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951-Riverside Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 11:59 AM
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4. Your mama is so fat she loves swallowing my knob
Edited on Mon Jun-12-06 11:59 AM by 951-Riverside
...Dead bolts are so expensive to replace. :mad:
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 12:01 PM
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5. Your mama is so dirty...
...she used Secret and it told on her.
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Bassic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 12:21 PM
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6. Your mamma's so fat, your daddy had to...
ok never mind, I'm only going to get this locked if I go on. :evilgrin:
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Indy_Dem_Defender Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 12:33 PM
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7. Your Mama so stupid
she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's!
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kwassa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:01 PM
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8. Your mama is so fat that her yearbook picture was an aerial photograph
Edited on Mon Jun-12-06 03:02 PM by kwassa
and she used a refrigerator as a beeper.

(this is soooo tasteless)
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:03 PM
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9. Your mama so hairy
bigfoot takes HER picture.
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:04 PM
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10. Your mama's teeth so yellow
I can't believe that it's not butter.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:04 PM
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11. Yo' mama, she be a hamster
And yo' daddy, he smell lak elderberries.

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SteppingRazor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:06 PM
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12. Yo mama is so hairy....
she looks like she's got two brothers with Afros in headlocks.
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trogdor Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 03:07 PM
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13. Yo mama so fat...
...she got her own gravitational field...and at least three moons.
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 04:46 PM
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14. Your mama's so dumb...
...she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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Roon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 08:33 PM
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20. Your Mama's so stupid
I told her it was chilly outside and she brought a spoon!
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EstimatedProphet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 04:50 PM
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15. Your mama so stupid she reads Free Republic
Top that!
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DawgHouse Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 08:35 PM
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22. I give up! You win!
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Bunny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 04:51 PM
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16. Your mama so old, she owes Moses a dollar.
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 04:54 PM
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17. Your mama's so old...
...she played chess with Zeus.
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tjwash Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 06:57 PM
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18. I saw yo mama kicking a trash can down the street.
I ask her what she's doing, and she said "moving"
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gizmo1979 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 08:26 PM
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19. Your mother was a hamster
and your father smells of elderberry.
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Aristus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 08:34 PM
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21. Your mama is so fat...
when she goes to the movies, she sits next to EVERYBODY!
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prettykitty Donating Member (20 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 08:43 PM
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23. saw her kick'n cans the other day... i says: whatcha do'n?
Edited on Mon Jun-12-06 08:43 PM by prettykitty
yo momma says: mov'n

:P
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AccessGranted Donating Member (687 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 08:47 PM
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24. Your mama's head is so big
that when she went to get her hair cut they had to use a ride-on lawn mower. (haha I made that up)
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sleepyhead Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 09:16 PM
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25. Your mama is so old
Her social security number is 1.
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meow2u3 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 10:06 PM
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26. Your mom's so dumb
Edited on Mon Jun-12-06 10:08 PM by StopThePendulum
She thinks Dick Cheney is the only way to keep your dad's penis from falling off.

Yes, this is an STP original!
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Burma Jones Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-12-06 10:20 PM
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27. Yo Mama is so stupid
She climbed over a chain link fence to see whats on the other side
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