Nature must be maimed... - Democratic Underground

Deja Q

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Mon Jun-12-06 06:02 PM
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Nature must be maimed...

I want my air conditioning.

I want my 100" projection tv set with big hot light bulbs.

I want my disposable batteries. Lots of them.

I want my vibrator to use the batteries in. (it doubles as a passable whisk too...)

I want my PDA.

I want to drive for miles and miles. Just to drive and ogle people wearing tight outfits.

Anybody else feel really American Consumer today? :spray:

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kerrywins

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Mon Jun-12-06 06:03 PM
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1. nature sucks...

it looks really cool from far away...but when you get up close...what really happens is you get swarmed by all kinds of insects...

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LeftyMom

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Mon Jun-12-06 06:05 PM
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2. "it doubles as a passable whisk too..."

Note to self: Never ever eat at HypnoToad's house. :scared:

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Deja Q

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Mon Jun-12-06 06:10 PM
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3. LOL. Actually,

I don't even own one. Nor would I use it as a whisk, fortunately... !

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LeftyMom

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Mon Jun-12-06 06:12 PM
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4. Oddly enough

I sorta figured you wouldn't do that. ;) Still, it takes a sick mind to think of it. :D

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Deja Q

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Mon Jun-12-06 06:13 PM
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5. Why thank you!

:evilgrin: :hug:

It came about from watching too much FOX comedies as a kid... that's when I turned to wholesome ABC sitcoms. Especially "Roseanne"... :D

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