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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 02:45 PM
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Can somebody come and tie my hands behind my back.
so that I can't type.

The computer is just begging me to post a copycat to 'Deep Throat: "You let Haldeman slip away. " ' there is just so much potential to be shockingly naughty and rude, I don't know that I can resist the temptation for that much longer.
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 02:49 PM
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1. Well...
If you're into that... :shrug:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:00 PM
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10. I'm sure that I've got no idea what you mean.
:evilgrin:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:21 PM
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28. Want to learn?
:P
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:23 PM
Response to Reply #28
30. I'm always keen to expand my knowledge.
:D
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:42 PM
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41. Hey, I just passed 3,000 posts.
:*
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:49 PM
Response to Reply #41
43. Hurrah.
Congratulations.

:woohoo: :toast: :bounce: :yourock:
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 02:50 PM
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2. Why do you want to resist?
DO IT!! DO IT!!! DO IT!!!

:evilgrin:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 02:52 PM
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3. I should have known you'd say that.
Always leading innocent little me astray.
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 02:53 PM
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4. You and innocent?
:spray:


:rofl: :rofl:

*wipes tears off*

:rofl: :rofl:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 02:59 PM
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7. What do you mean by that?
I'm totally innocent. :crazy:
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:03 PM
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16. In your dreams!!
... oh wait, your dreams are even less innocent :rofl:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:06 PM
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20. In my dreams
I'm always innocent - or at least I always start off innocent, that's the whole fun of it. :evilgrin:
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MissHoneychurch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:09 PM
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22. yeah yeah yeah
always blame the others :evilgrin:
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:02 PM
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14. Innocent.
:rofl:


:D
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:04 PM
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17. What's so funny about that?
O8)
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:15 PM
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24. Ohhh nothing.
I'm innocent, too. :D
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:18 PM
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25. We're about as innocent as each other.
:eyes:

:D
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Mutley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:33 PM
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40. Hmm, which isn't very much.
;)


:P
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 02:54 PM
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5. just so you can't type?
:evilgrin:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 02:59 PM
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8. That just depends on what else you want to do.
:evilgrin:
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:19 PM
Response to Reply #8
27. I can't even begin to post
this thread will be locked so fast...
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:22 PM
Response to Reply #27
29. Sounds very interesting then...
you know you could always PM or e-mail me :evilgrin:
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:24 PM
Response to Reply #29
32. but thats no fun when im at work
:pout:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:25 PM
Response to Reply #32
34. Never mind...
because if you wait till you're home, then I'll read it when I am at work - which might not be such a good thing...
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MadAsHellNewYorker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:29 PM
Response to Reply #34
37. damn you time zones
:crazy:

:hi:
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 02:58 PM
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6. Strange.
I really see no possible copycat for this one. :shrug:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:01 PM
Response to Reply #6
12. It's not an obvious one...
:eyes:
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:00 PM
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9. You want someone to tie you up?
;)
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:02 PM
Response to Reply #9
13. It's not without its attractions...
Did I actually post that?
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:04 PM
Response to Reply #13
18. :D
I think you're onto something there. ;)
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:01 PM
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11. I couldn't do that...that wouldn't be nice.
:hi:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:03 PM
Response to Reply #11
15. You could distract me.
But if you were here I certainly would be distracted. :hi:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:05 PM
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19. I could...but the possibility of that has made me forget what it was
I was supposed to distract you from. :hug:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:09 PM
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21. We could distract each other.
and I'm sure we'd both have plenty of fun in the process. :D :hug: :loveya:
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ScreamingMeemie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:13 PM
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23. I'm quite sure of that...
Actually pretty confident that that would be the case. ;) :pals:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:19 PM
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26. It's definitely the case.
:pals:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 04:23 PM
Response to Reply #26
45. Okay, so are we all in agreement
that tjwmason needs to get tied up (with us) for his own and our amusement? :P

I think that would be worth some traveling. And lots of not-so-innocent puns until we're all rolling on the floor in hysterics!
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 09:43 PM
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47. Oops. I thought I added this to the main post, not this thread.
Sorry. :blush:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:24 PM
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31. This thread has made my entire afternoon.
You're awesome!
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:26 PM
Response to Reply #31
35. Shucks...I don't know what to say.
:blush:

:hug:
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:31 PM
Response to Reply #35
38. And to think,
A year ago I never used to flirt with anyone.

Boy howdy, that's changed! :P
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:49 PM
Response to Reply #38
44. You flirt with people?
I've never noticed that. ;)
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:25 PM
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33. C'mon it's way too easy...
I'm disappointed in you. :cry:
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tjwmason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:27 PM
Response to Reply #33
36. That just makes it harder to resist.
:dilemma:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:33 PM
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39. If anyone's tying anyone else's hands behind their back,
I'd better be invited to the party! :evilgrin:
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Benfea Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 03:43 PM
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42. What's wrong with that?
I'm confused.
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Cannikin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-13-06 05:42 PM
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46. TJ, dont make me come over there and punish you!
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