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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 01:08 PM
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Damn, I'm horny!


:P Betcha thought this was a sex thread! :rofl: (Yes, I'm really a Taurus.)
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Buddyblazon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 01:10 PM
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1. Too bad...cause I got crabs....
I'm a Cancer...either way ya look at it...I'm a disease.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 01:11 PM
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2. LOL!
:rofl:
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 01:13 PM
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3. Yeah, well I'm wet...
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 01:42 PM
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8. :)
:hi:
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Magrittes Pipe Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 01:14 PM
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4. I smell like fish.
x(
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 01:43 PM
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9. LOL!
:P
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 01:18 PM
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5. I have scales.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 01:43 PM
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10. :)
:rofl: Better take care of that...
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In_The_Wind Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 01:18 PM
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6. I'm too tactful to admit it.


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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 01:44 PM
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11. You and my dad both...
:P
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ThomCat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 01:30 PM
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7. HA! I'm horny too!
:P
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 01:44 PM
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12. LOL!
:hi:
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jadedconformist Donating Member (235 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 01:59 PM
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13. I'm so hard...
...of hearing. I am SO wet right now because it was raining outside and I got water in my ears. So that may explain it. I'm so hot and bothered at this moment because they have the heater on full blast. I would like to plunge my head into a nice, warm bath right about now.

Okay; jacket off. this heater is killing me.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 03:13 PM
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22. You're too hot for your own good...
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Fleshdancer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 02:02 PM
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14. you're horny? well let me Ram you hard then....
Edited on Wed Jun-14-06 02:03 PM by GloriaSmith


:D
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Lance_Boyle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 02:03 PM
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15. Gotta be into 3-ways to play with me


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Spacemom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 02:28 PM
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16. I'm not horny
But I do like a good screw. :P
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 02:30 PM
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17. I'm feeling randy ...
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Sugar Smack Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 02:31 PM
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18. I am an archer!!
:woohoo:
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rushpaper00 Donating Member (9 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 02:32 PM
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19. How about, CORNY!!
LOL
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 03:11 PM
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20. I thought you might post a pic of this fellow:
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 03:13 PM
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21. Awww, he's so horny too!
:D We'll include him in the horny group!
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TimeChaser Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 03:14 PM
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23. Well, I'm a Scorpio
... I'm supposed to be the horney one :evilgrin:
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NV Whino Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 04:03 PM
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24. Yep
Edited on Wed Jun-14-06 04:05 PM by NV Whino








Couldn't find the right kind of horns--I'm an Aries--these will have to do.
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Hugin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 04:07 PM
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25. There is absolutely nothing sensual about Libras.
Other than: WE'RE VENUS'S CHOSEN ONES! Woohoo!

:woohoo:
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WCGreen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 04:30 PM
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27. We can weigh in on that, though.....
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 04:15 PM
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26. I am double the fun
gemini
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Metta Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 07:09 PM
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28.  Me, too. Let's play.


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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 07:12 PM
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29. Yes, yes. I'm full of Bull too.
Taurean here too! :D

(and, no, you needn't guess if I'm horny or not... that's self-explanatory... :rofl: )
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nickgutierrez Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 07:13 PM
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30. Uh... does that make me a prick?
I'm a scorpio.
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tinfoilinfor2005 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 07:26 PM
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32. No, but it could make you a homicidal maniac.
Studies show most of the serial killers are scorpios. I know cuz I'm one too. :)
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-14-06 07:14 PM
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31. Horny toad..


Favorite impromptu pets in my childhood, never see them any more.
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