A New Outbreak! Must read!

Gonorrhea Lectim.





The Center for Disease Control in Atlanta has issued a warning about a new, virulent strain of STD. The disease is contracted through dangerous, high risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced"gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004 after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of infected individuals include: Anti-social personality disorders, delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme cognitive dissonance, inability to process new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, categorical all or nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

A friend from Australia sent me this today--Perhaps it's been seen before, but I thought it was hilarious anyway!

Sorry if I broke any rules, Adm.!

That's a good one. :thumbsup:

Redstone

Has anyone seen this before?

Thank you!!!

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