WELL WELL LOOKY HERE U ARE STIL HEER!

WELL HELO THERE U LIE-BRALS! I HAVEN OT BIN AROUND LATLY BEECOS I FIGGERED UD ALL BE IN GITMO BY NOW EETHER BY CHOYSE TRYIN TO RESCUE YOUR FUZZY ALS OR BY MISTER ASHCROFT ARESTIN U AL.


NOW I NO I VOWD TO NOT RITE NO MORE TO U AL, BUT I WOOD BEE REEMIS IN MY DOODIES AS A LOYIL AND PAY-TREE-OTIC AMERICAN IF I DID NOT SYNE IN AND REMIND U AL THAT ARE FEERLESS LEADER AND PRESIDENT BY GOD GEORGE W. BUSH IS ALREDY CLIMING IN THE POLES AND EVEN ON YOR NBC POLL WICH IS OWNED BY THE COMY BILL GATE. YES! THAT IS CORECT THAT GODS OWN TOOL PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH HAS CLIMED A HOLE POINT UP TO 37 PER SENTS.

AND BECOS U AR AL WAYS SAYING I MAKE THIS UP I HAVE SITID MY INFERMASHUN WITH HELP FROM FLORENCE FULLER THE COUNTEY LIBERYAN:

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13324919/

AND THAT UP SWING IS BEECUS HE HAD DONE KILT THAT AL KWAIDA GY LAST WEEK. HONESTLY BEFORE I FORGET IT SHOOD BE E Z TO CACH THESE GUYS CUZ ALL THERE NAMES END IN KWAIDA. SO AL THE SPESHIL FORSUS SOLJERS NEED TO DO IS GET THE IRAK FONEBOOK AND LOOK UNDER K. AND WEN THEY AL HAVE THE FURST NAME AL THAT MAKES IT EVEN EZER. I MEEN THEY ARNT EVEN TRYING TO HIDE WITH A NAME LIKE AL KWAIDA!! LOL!!! THERE PERINTS SHOOD HAVE BEEN MORE CAREFUL ABOUT INBREADING AND BEELEEVE ME I NO AL ABOUT THAT!

AND BEFORE U LIE-BRULS GET AL IN A FLAP ABOWT FARE TRYALS FOR MISTER KWAIDA AND HIS PALS IN THE DESSERT AND THE LIKE REMBER THAT THESE GUYS LIVE IN IRAK AND OTHER GODFORSAKING HOLES IN THE WAL WERE THERE IS NO FARE TRIALS AND DEMOCRISY UNTIL WE BOM IT INTO THEM. I SEEN IT ON TV U SWIPE A TV OR A LOWF OF BRED OR SOME THING AND THEY CUT OF YOR HEAD. AND THAT WILL SHURE TEECH U A LESSON!!!!! LOLOLOLOL!!

YES! SO THAT IS A FARE TRIAL AFTER 9 11 (BRAVE AMERICAN HEROS NEVER FORGIT!!) I TELL U WAT! A BIG 50 POUND BOM RITE ON TOP OF YOUR TOWL!

BUT ENUF ABOWT POLITIX BEECOS THEY R CHANGIN AL THE TIME AND I CANT KEEP UP WITH TRACKING AL THE VICTORYS AND SUXESSES OF MR PRESIDENT GEORGE W BUSH AKA GODS TOOL ON ERTH.

SO I SEE BY YOR DU PAGE ON THE FRUNT THAT THE DOLAR IS SUPOST TO BE FALIN AGENST OTHER MONY. LOL! U REELY R STUPID!!! THE HOLE IDEA IS TO LOWR ARE DOLAR TO TRIK THE OTHER CUNTRYS TO BY IT AND THEN WE RAZE THE DOLAR TO COLAPS THERE E-KON-O-MEES! IT IS CALD THE LAW OF AVERIJUS U STUPIT LIE-BRULS!

BUT I SUPOS IF U HAD IT YOR COMY WAY THERE WOOD BE NO DOLARS AT AL JUST PAYING EVERYBODY IN LEEKS AND ROOTABAYGERS AND TRACTER PAINTS! LOL! LOOK THAT WAS GOOD FOR THE RUSSIANS AND LOOK HOW GOOD IT IS THERE NOW. ONE BIG PLACE WERE U CANT BY BRED AND THE CARS ARE MADE OF PRESSED WOOD PULP OF ALL THINGS! NOW THAT DUZ NOT SOUND TO ME LIKE A SUXECEFUL PLASE TO LIVE DUZ IT! AND THAT IS WY THE RUSSIANS HAVE AL THAT VODKA AND PORNO NOW. IT IS THE ONLY THING THEY HAVE THAT ANEEBODY WANTS IN THE WORLD!

ALSO IN THE DU PAGE AT THE FRUNT IS SEZ THE VETRINARY MEN CANT GET UST TO WORKING 9 TO 5 AFTER BEIN A T WAR. FIRST OF AL U SHOODNT BAD MOUTH THE VETRINARIENS THEY ARE OVER IN IRAK AND AFGA AFHGAS AFGAH OVER THERE TO DEEFEND ARE RITE TO FREE SPEACH SO U SHOODNT USE IT TO MOCK THEM! ANY WAYS IT DUZ NOT SOPRISE ME THAT THEY CANT GET USET TO 9 TO 5 JOBS FOR WON THING U GET UP AT AROWND 5 IN THE MORNING IN THE ARMY NOT 9 AND SECOND IT IS A WHOAL OTHER TIME ZONE IN IRAK U DUM LIEBRULS NO WONDER THEY WANT TO SLEEP IN SOME TIMES!

AND ONLEE WUN MOR BIT OF NEWS FROM THE FRONT OF THE DU PAGE BEECOS I COOD GO ON AL DAY ABOWT HOW DUM YOR NEWS IS. OK IT IS THAT CIA LADY VALERY PLANE AND HER BEIN SHOWN UP TO BE A CIA SPY.

U DON’T GET THAT DO U? THE SMART GUYS IN THE GOP REPUBLICAN PARTY OF GODS RITE HAND POINTED HER OUT SO THAT SHE WOOD BE ON ALL THE NEWS AND Y?

BEECOS NOW THERE R TOO RESONS. WUN IS THAT SHE CAN GET IN TO AL THE LIEBRUL NEWS STASHUNS ON INTER VIEWS AND SEE WHAT THEY R UP TO. AND THE NEXT REESON IS BEECOS IF U SAY SOMEWUN IS A CIA SPY THEN THEY R THE LAST PERSON U WOOD SUSPECT OF BEEIN A SPY ANY MORE. THAT IS CALT REEVIRS SYCOLOGEE U DUMMEES! LOL!!!!!!

NOW THEN I WIL GET ON TO THE NEWS U AL WANT TO HERE AND I NO THAT IS AL ABOWT MY GAL MISTY AND HER ADVENCHERS IN THE COFY BAR WORLD!

WELL FIRST I TEL U WAT! U THOT THE TRUBBLE WITH MISTYS FEET WAS OVER WEN SHE STOPT SELLING SHOOTERS AT THE TITY BAR RITE? RONG! EVEN THO SHE DUZNT WERE THE POYNTY SHOES ANY MORE AT THE COFE BAR SHE DONE MANIJED TO SHOOT OF HER TOW ON WUN FOOT ANY HOW! LOL!!!

AND HERE IS HOW. MISTY HAD THIS POLISY AT THE COFY BAR TO HAVE NO GUNS IN THE PLASE. AND I NO AL YO PEESENIX LOVE THAT IDEA BUT HEER IS THE REAL REESON. THE GUN ROOL IS BEECOS SUM FOOL FROM THE BASE PULT OWT HIS SERVIS REVOLVER AT A TABEL LAST MUNTH AND SHOT AT THE WINDOW OF THE PLASE! AND OF CORSE MISTY WAS WORKIN THAT NITE AND SHE GOT IN TO IT WITH THE GUY AND HE SAYS THER WAS A MAN FOLOWIN HIM AL DAY AND NITE AND HE COODNT TAKE IT ANY MORE. SO MISTY SEZ TO THE GUY THAT THER IS NO BODY AT THE WINDOW AND THERE NEVER WAS AND THE GUY SEZ THAT HE SEES HIMA L THE TIME AND THAT HE WANTS TO PUL THIS GUYS FILINGS OUTUN HIS TETH! SO MAISTY SEZ TO THE GUY U CAN STAY BEECOS YOR A VETRINAREAN BUT NO MOR GIN PLAY IN THE COFE BAR!

HONESLY THESE GUYS SLAY ME! THEY DO TO OR FIVE TORS IN IRAK AND THEY THINK THAT WEN THEY GET BACK TO THE GOOD OLD US OF A THEY CAN SHOOT AT ANY INVISIBEL MEN THEY WANT! BUT IT IS HARD TO NOT LET THEM SINSE THEY R DEFENDING FREEDOM OVER THERE WILE U DON’T. AND BEEFOR ANY OF U GET ON IT I WIL REMIND U OF MY FOOT PROBLEM THAT KEEPS ME OUT OF THE SERFACE.

BUT NOW I LOST TRACK! O YEA. SO MISTY TAKES THIS GUYS GUN AWAY AND LOX IT IN THE CASH BOX RITE? AND SHURE ENUF SHE FOR GETS AL ABOUT IT. THOSE OF U WHO REED MY LETERS REGILARLY NO THAT MISTY IS NOT THE BRIGHTEST NIFE IN THE CIRCUS. ANY WAYS THE LATE MASHIN GOT STUK ABOUT 3 DAYS LATR AND MISTY TRIED TO FIX IT AFTER THE CLOSING OF THE COFE BAR THAT NITE. SO SHE WENT TO REECH FOR THE SCREW DRIVER SHE KEEPS TO FIX THINGS WITH IN THE CASH BOX AND PULLS OUT THE GUYS GUN INSTEAD! U CAN SEE WERE I AM GOING WITH THIS I AM SHURE.

SO MISTY IS AB SINT MINDLY HITING THE LATE MASHIN WITH A GUN AND JUST BY CHANSE OLD ROY PAMER WALKS BY. NO IF U DON’T REMBER ROY THANKS TO AL YOR DRUG SMOKING AND DRINKING ROY IS THE NEW COUNTUY COMISHINER BY DEFALT SINCE ROY JOOP THE OLD COUNTY COMISHINER WAS AXIDENTILY EETIN BY BAJERS. ANY WAYS ROY THE NEW ROY SEES MISTY BEATIN THE LATE MASHIN WITH A GUN AND HE WITH IS GLAS I THINKS THATSHE IS FITING A BURGELER. SO ROY THE NEW ROY RUNS IN TO THE COFE BAR GUNS A BLAZING I TELL U WAT!!!!!!!

SO NOW I NO U THINK OK MISTY GOT SHOT OT SHOT HER SELF OR LIKE THAT AND THAT IS Y GUNS SHOOD BE AL LOKT UP AT HITLERY KLINTOONS HOUSE IN LESBOS I MEEN MANHATTAN ILAND.

RONG!!!

MISTY HAD TO DIVE OUT OF THE WAY OF ROY AND HIS SHOOTIN BUT LUKY HER ROY CODNT HIT THE SIDE OF A BAR AT TEN FEET BUT SHE DIVED UNDER THE COFE BAR COWNTER AND SNAGED THE TOP OF HER FUT ON THE NAIL THAT STIX OUT UNDER THERE.

AND JUST MY LUCK THAT IS WEN I SHOWED UP TO PICK UP MISTY AFTER WORK AND ROY NEERLY RAN ME DOWN IN THE DORWAY HE WAS RUNNIN SO FAST LIKE HE HAD SEEN A GOST AND SHOT AT IT BUT MIST AND THE GOST WAS GONNA KILL HIM! LOL!!

SO SHE HAD TO GET SUM STICHES AND GESS WHO HAD TO DO THEM AGEN? U GEST IT GOOD OL ME. I TEL U WAT THAT MISTY IS A HANDFUL! LOL!!!

BUT THAT IS NOT AL! AFTER I FIXT UP HER STICHES MISTY GOT AL PAIL AND SED THAT MABEY THIS WAS WON OF THEM TIMES I SHOOD TAKE HER TO THE KLINIK AND I SAY ITS ALMOST MIDNITE AND THE KLINIK WILL BE CLOST AND COPS IS ABOUT ON AND SHE SEZ OK BUT I THINK I NEED A DOCTOR THIS TIME AND I DONT LIKE TO HERE MISTY COMPLANE AND SINCE I DIDNT HAVE EERPLUGS I SED OK. LOL!

SO I HELP MISTY INTO THE CAR AND WE HAVE TO BEE CARFUL BEECUS I SPENT THE DAY PAINTIN IT AND SOME OF THE ROLLER MARKS WER STILL STIKY. ANY WAYS I GET HER IN THE CAR AND I GO ROUND TO THE OTHER SIDE AND SHE SAIS OK LETS GO MY FOOT IS KILIN ME AND I ROLE MY EYES SO SHE CANT SEE THEM AND SAY A SILENT PRAER AND OF WE GO TO THE KLINIK IN WARWICKVILLE WICH IS NOT EVEN OPEN.

AND THEN THERE WE WER AND JUST LIKE I SED TO MISTY THE PLASE IS CLOSED FIRMER THAN A TRALER IN HURRY CANE SEESON. SO I SAY LETS GO BACK TO THE CAR AND MISTY SES THAT NO SHE REELY NEEDS SOME ANTY SEPTICS AND I SHOOD EETHER GET HER THAT OR A SAW. EVEN THO I DIDN’T UNDER STAND WAT SHE MENT THEN I DO NOW AND IT IS THAT MY STICHIN MAY HAVE BIN IN TIME BUT IT PROBABLY WOODNT SAVE ANY THING LET ALONE NINE! LOLOLOLOLO!!

BUT EVEN THEN I THE DARK AT THE KLINIK I UNDER STOOD THE URJENSY AND SET ABOWT TO GET THE ANTY SEPTICALS. THERE WAS WON WINDOW OF THE CLINIC THAT WAS OPEN A BIT BUT WAS TO HI FOR ME TO CLIME IN TO AND I AM TO HEVY TO STAND ON MISTY TO GET IN THERE SO I SED TO HER THAT SHE HAD TO CLIME IN THE WINDOW AND THAT SHE COOD STAND ON MY BACK TO DO IT. LUCKY FOR ME THIS IS WON TIME WEN MISTY IS NOT HEVY WITH A CHILD! I SWERE U COOD SET A WACH TO THAT GIRLS BEING IN THE FAMILY WAY!!!!

ANY WAYS, SO MISTY SHINYS UP THE WALL AND WEN SHE WAS ABOWT HAF WAY IN THE PLACE HOO WHOWED UP BUT A PAIR OF CLARK COUNTY DEPUTEES AND THEY HAD BEEN LOOKIN FOR A FITE I TELL U WAT!

SO INSTED OF THEM SAYING HALT OR STOP OR HANDS UP THEY JUST STARTIED SHOOTIN AND I HAD TO RUN LIKE HELL JUST TO GET TO THE SAFTEY OF THE MALIBU SS! AND THEN I REMBERED THAT OL MISTY IS HAF WAY IN THE KLINIK WITH HER BUTT AND LEGS HANGIN OUT AND I TRIED TO WARN THE SHERIFS THAT IT WASNT A METHID FEEND BUT MISTY BUT I WAS LAFFIN TO HARD AND THEY SHOT HER IN THE FOOT!!!!!!!!!!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!

AND TO THINK THAT I WAS MAD BEECOS I MIST COPS AND THERE WE WERE IN ARE OWN EPISODE ALMOST!!

SO THAT IS WY I HAVE NOT BEEN TO THE LIBERY MUCH TO EMALE MY COMY FRENDS AT DU BEECOS I HAVE HAD TO DRIVE MISTY EVERY WHERE TO THE GROSERS AND THE LIBERRY AND THE SCHOOLS AND THE WASHIN MAT AND EVERY WHERE! TALK ABOUT A BURDON TESD TOFROM THE GOOD LORD. LUCKY I HAVE THE PATIENTS OF JOBE!

WELL SPEEK OF THE DEVIL I HAD SO MUCH MORE I WANTEDN TO SAY ABOUT YOU AND GOD’S TOOL IN WASHINGTON MR BUSH BUT I HAVE TO GO GET MISTY FROM THE PTA MEETING AND MISSIS FLORENCE FULER SES THE LIBERRY IS GONNA CLOSE IN A FEW MINITES ANY WAYS.

SO I WILL HAVE TO LOG OF FOR NOW FROM THE INTER NETS YOR GOOD FREND ALL GORE INVENTED (LOL!!!!) AND CALL U LATER U LIE-BRULS. I HOPE U AT LEEST LERNED SOMETHING TODAY FROM Y LETER I DONT DO THIS FOR MY HELTH U NO!

long time to type!

As in "A PAY-TREE-OTIC MERKIN".

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