Help me turn this picture into proof of the FSM's existence. (Gabby again)

Ladyhawk

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Thu Jun-15-06 12:33 PM
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Help me turn this picture into proof of the FSM's existence. (Gabby again)

I should come with a warning label: New Digital Camera: Prepare to be Assaulted by Parrot Pictures. I have taken some nice pics of wildflowers. Honest. See?

Of course, you could argue I've got the yellow and green thing going again...sigh.

Oh well. Here's the pic:

Here are the necessary facts to create a proof:

Pirates exist.
Pirates are the chosen people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Parrots exist
Parrots are the chosen pets of Pirates.
Pasta exists.
Pasta is the chosen communion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Parrots love pasta (photographic proof).

Now, I need some solid conclusions based on the above evidence. Thank you for your participation. :)

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varkam

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Thu Jun-15-06 02:00 PM
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1. It needs to be taken a step further

I.E. What are the conditions necessary for FSMs existence? Such as "If X, then the FSM exists". I mean, seems pretty solid to me and all, but we're going to need more to convince the heathens.

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Anarcho-Socialist

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Thu Jun-15-06 02:09 PM
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2. My attempts, building on yours

Pirates exist.
Pirates are the chosen people of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Parrots exist
Parrots are the chosen pets of Pirates.
Pasta exists.
Pasta is the chosen communion of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
Parrots love pasta (photographic proof).
The FSM exists
Only a deity could exist to set events in motion to cause the previous 4 statements to be true. The only proposed deity to link all these statements is the FSM.
Therefore FSM exists.

Another shorter one is:

Pasta is beloved by people, this is known.
A deity is a source of true knowledge and feeling according to theists.
The FSM concept is the only proposed deity to link the previous two statements.
Therefore the FSM is true.

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Ladyhawk

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Thu Jun-15-06 05:39 PM
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7. I like it. :) heh heh

Honestly, pasta is Gabby's favorite food.

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neebob

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Thu Jun-15-06 03:20 PM
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3. I'm not into helping you prove it, BUT

have you considered the possibility that the parrot IS the Flying Spaghetti Monster ... hmmm?

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Deep13

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Thu Jun-15-06 03:25 PM
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4. Clearly, the parrot is a divine messenger.

That is the only possible explanation for these events. The logic is inescapable!

All hail LadyHawk, keeper of the holy messenger!

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HiFructosePronSyrup

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Thu Jun-15-06 03:26 PM
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5. FSM question.

How does Chef Boyardee fit into the whole cosmology?

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Deep13

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Thu Jun-15-06 03:37 PM
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6. I would love to answer this, but...

...the FSM requires that anyone discussing the FSM be in complete pirate clothing and I am not.

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Ladyhawk

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Thu Jun-15-06 05:45 PM
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8. ARRRGHHH...I be ready, me hearty!

I believe Chef Boyardee is mentioned in The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Unfortunately, there isn't a searchable version available (yet), so I'll have to read the whole thing again and get back to you. :D

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Ladyhawk

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Fri Jun-16-06 02:23 PM
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9. I'm going to kick this because I can.

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