Time to show off my new Botox smoocher!

Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:20 PM
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Time to show off my new Botox smoocher!

What do you think? I'm really happy with the way it turned out...

I wanted quality - I hate the ones that are so obviously fake :eyes: - so I paid well over a dollar for it.

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SeattleGirl

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:23 PM
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1. Dahling, you look positively devine!

:rofl:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:25 PM
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3. Thank you sweetie!

I can get you a pair too and we can hit the town, baby girl!

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SeattleGirl

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:26 PM
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5. Oh, the men wouldn't be able to stay away from us!

:spray:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:30 PM
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10. Like they can now, anyway...

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KitchenWitch

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:24 PM
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2. How much did you pay for the boob job?

:rofl:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:29 PM
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7. Hey!

That's all me, sista. But I will say that the right bra makes a world of difference. (Ha ha, it's not even a push-up bra!) :P

:7

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KitchenWitch

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:53 PM
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23. Sorry, did not know it was you in the picture

I apologize for my crassness (I can justify being crass to people I do not know :crazy: )

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:58 PM
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26. Oh, I forgive you.

It's funny because they DO look fake (too round) in the photo. I thought that too the first time I saw it.

:rofl:

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ornotna

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:26 PM
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4. They're big.......and red.

And BIG!

:P

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:31 PM
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11. ...and plastic!

:rofl:

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miss_american_pie

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:28 PM
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6. Ummm

What I really want to say would get me in trouble, so hi how are you? :hi:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:38 PM
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12. Hiya doll!

I'm fine. Moonbat crazy, but fine.

I was all dressed up for a night on the town there and had to kill some film, then I found those lips and thought they were the funniest thing. I am one of those people who would give those goofy pacifers to my kid, too. Then laugh at him and take lots of pictures. This one wasn't actually a pacifier though, it had candy where the sucker thing would be.

Hey, I've been away a week... so what's new with you?

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miss_american_pie

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:41 PM
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15. Oh a whole bunch of drama with some friends

that I'd rather forget.

We had funny plastic teeth for the kids at Halloween. Blackmail pictures. :evilgrin:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:47 PM
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18. Blackmail.

Exactly! I like the way you think. If I ever become a mom, I am coming straight to you for advice.

:thumbsup:

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:29 PM
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8. Sweet!

:evilgrin:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:40 PM
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14. You!

Avert your eyes and say a prayer for your depraved soul RIGHT NOW!

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:49 PM
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21. No!

:evilgrin:

Now give it to me! :popcorn:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 09:26 PM
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52. No way!

Get your own plastic dime-store lips, buster!

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Fri Jun-16-06 09:30 PM
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53. I wasn't talking about that.

:evilgrin:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 09:33 PM
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54. I know. I was teasing you.

It is obvious from the smilie that you were speaking of popcorn.

I don't have any of that, either.

:7

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Fri Jun-16-06 10:38 PM
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57. How about coming over and making some "popcorn"?

You bring the butter. :evilgrin:

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Jun-17-06 04:31 AM
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59. How about we get a new picture of you first?

Hey, us girls got needs, baby!

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Starbucks Anarchist

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Sat Jun-17-06 04:56 AM
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61. I swear it's coming tomorrow.

And if my new pic is your need, you have issues.
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But I still thank you. :D

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Jun-17-06 01:05 PM
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63. It's "tomorrow," now.

...annnnnd oh look, I see NO new SA pictures. Hmmmm.... :(

Yes, I have issues. LOTS of issues. Brazillions of issues. Jeepers, everybody knows that! And while they may be issues, they're MY issues. I've grown rather fond of them. Now get that new pic here ASAP or your name is mud, mister!

(Please.)

:7

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:30 PM
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9. Lovely!!

:thumbsup:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:44 PM
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16. Oh wow... approved by a Greek god!

My life is now complete.

:hi:

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:48 PM
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19. I'm a sucker for full, pouty...

...lips. :D

:hi:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:12 PM
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31. That's good to know.

Most guys seem to want "perky" these days.

:hi:

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:13 PM
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32. Actually, I'm a big fan of NATURAL!

Whatever you were given is good with me. :)

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:22 PM
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35. You're a good guy, GiE.

The world needs more guys who appreciate women's natural beauty and don't idolize all the fakery.

:hug:

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:22 PM
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36. I have my moments.

:hug:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:29 PM
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39. Yes. Yes, you do.

BIG :hug:

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GOPisEvil

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:44 PM
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43. Aw, thank you so much.

:blush:

:hug:

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wildhorses

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:40 PM
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13. nice.....ummm ...er

dress
:hi:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:54 PM
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24. Thank you. I was SO excited to find an opportunity to wear it!

I never get to go out on the town and wear my fun girly clothes and cute shoes anymore. :(

We need a DU girl's night out. Bad. Real bad.

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wildhorses

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:59 PM
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27. I am not sure the world is ready...

but, oh what FUN we would have...

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:06 PM
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29. Ready or not...

...here we come!

:evilgrin:

Hey, we are well overdue for fun.

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flvegan

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:44 PM
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17. Holy sweet mother of goodness...

I just committed all 7 deadly sins with this pic.

Dammit.

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:04 PM
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28. Hmm. I shall have to think up an appropriate penance.

Unless you're not truly sorry. In that case, come hang with me in Hell, toots!

:bounce:

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In_The_Wind

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:48 PM
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20. I'm impressed!

But I liked your old lips better.

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:10 PM
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30. See, that's the great thing about this new procedure.

It is totally reversible and re-doable, at any time and for as many times as I want!

(Hey Joanie baby, thanks for the compliment. How you doin anyway? Still heading up this way over the summer?)

:bounce:

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In_The_Wind

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Sat Jun-17-06 03:28 PM
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64. Your new look has all of the advantages without any disadvantages.

There's no risk of adverse reactions to injections.

I'm traveling south instead of north because Sugar Smack is taking the trip west with me.

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Jed Dilligan

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:50 PM
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22. I think you have your procedures mixed up

Collagen is the scary clown lips, botox is the taut lizard-face

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:17 PM
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33. OMG! Then where did they put the Botox?!!?

:scared:

Are you sure? Perhaps they put the collagen in my butt... that would explain the big 'ol J. Lo thang goin' on back there.

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Jed Dilligan

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:20 PM
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34. This statement is useless

without pictures!

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MrScorpio

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Fri Jun-16-06 07:58 PM
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25. Like a Hollywood Startlet

I'd much rather like you as one of the hoi polloi

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:28 PM
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38. I had to look "hoi polloi" up.

I thought it was a fish.

:rofl:

But my dear, now that know what it is, I am nothing if not hoi polloi. Especially without my plastic dime-store lips.

:7

:hi:

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Oeditpus Rex

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:26 PM
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37. Those are nice, but

I wanna see cute shoes! :bounce:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:36 PM
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41. Here's the whole outfit, cute shoes and all...

...since it appears that I have no legs in the first photo, thanks to the photographer's thumb (geez, you just can't trust these jobs to amateurs):

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Oeditpus Rex

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:54 PM
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45. ...

:loveya:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:57 PM
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46. LOL!

I just love a guy who can swoon over a really cute pair of shoes!

:loveya:

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:31 PM
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40. My dear Dangerously Amused!

LOL!!!

These are wonderful!

I'm sure you'll have the men lining up for kisses in no time! :rofl: :rofl:

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:41 PM
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42. Hey CalPeg!

Well GF, they can line up all they want... but since I swore off dating over a year ago I'm afraid they'll have to remain their little green, warty froggy selves.

:rofl:

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WCGreen

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:47 PM
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44. My....

Now I am amused....

Dangerously...

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 08:58 PM
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47. LOL!

Isn't it fun though?

:rofl:

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WCGreen

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Fri Jun-16-06 09:17 PM
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50. I remember those when I was a kid.....

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 09:22 PM
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51. The plastic lips?

Hey, I'm not gonna give up all that cool stuff just cuz I had to get older. And frankly I think they would be absolutely adorable on you! But they also have goofy teeth ones if you're not into big red kissy lips...

Gotta get old, don't gotta grow up...!

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WCGreen

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Fri Jun-16-06 10:05 PM
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55. The wax one's........

They had a wax tongue as well...

Good times....

I would still wear them....

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Jun-17-06 04:27 AM
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58. You would still wear them?

I don't believe you. :7

I think you need to go to a candy store this weekend and pick some up and then post a photo of you wearing it as proof.

Double dog dare ya!

:7

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WCGreen

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Sat Jun-17-06 03:35 PM
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65. Not this weekend.....

But next....

I am restricted to the house...

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scoey1953

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Fri Jun-16-06 09:03 PM
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48. Some where, some how...Angelina Jolie just fainted...

after looking at that photo!!

(of course, its only speculation)

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Dangerously Amused

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Fri Jun-16-06 09:07 PM
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49. Yeah.

Probably when she realized how much she paid for hers when she could have just got them at the dime store!

:7

:hi:

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Schema Thing

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Fri Jun-16-06 10:09 PM
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56. You ain't kidding...

when you say "kiss me, you fool"

:7

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Dangerously Amused

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Sat Jun-17-06 04:33 AM
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60. No, I ain't.

I wouldn't ever kid about kissin'.

:*

:7

:hi:

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Schema Thing

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Sat Jun-17-06 08:34 AM
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62. heheh

good. Kissin' is important stuff.

:* :* :woohoo: :blush:

:smoke:

:dunce:

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