Well, I am taking my chapped ass to bed!

Goodnight everyone :hi:

just really tired tonight, very little pain keeping me awake.

Very little pain is awesome. Get some good, deep sleep.
:hug:

Have a great day tomorrow.....I mean Tuesday!

I think I'm gonna follow your stellar example. It's been a long couple of days and it wouldn't hurt me to get home at a reasonable time.

Sleep, on the other hand...well...we'll see. I might just go home and curl up with a book or maybe my notebook and a pen or something.

And a heating pad.

Sleep well, KW.

G'nite. :hi:

I should go make a stiff drink for this one.

:evilgrin:

:smoke:

The drink will have to do.

That ought to be interesting?

I'm assumed to be a straight man who has sexually abused women via consensual sodomy. :rofl: I'm sorry. I just couldn't help it. It was so tempting to get into the Espicopalian thread.

That's worth a look just to see how it all plays out. And how indeed is it sexual abuse if the sodomy is consensual? :shrug:

"And, heterosexual sodomy is no less an abomination than homosexual sodomy - so if you're guilty of sexually abusing a woman in such a fashion...
KNOCK IT THE HELL OFF!!"

Well, at least I'm no more of an abomination than most straight adults. And everyone seemed to really enjoy being abused.
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"Some maybe....not Most! Onky in the gay dreams."

So, gay people are dreaming of sodomy with straight people...onky? :shrug:
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"I know. Only in the gay dream do they want to believe all straight people have sex like they do so there shouldn't be a problem with it. I say very few straights do and the fact they do doesn't equate it with disorder of gay same sex."

Only in my lesbian dreams, are straight people are engaging some of the same behavior as me. Unfortunately for me, their "gay opposite sex" isn't as bad as my "gay same sex."
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At least one of them got a clue...

"You're right. I had no idea;
Main Entry: sod·omy Pronunciation: 'sä-d&-mE Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old French sodomie, from Late Latin Sodoma Sodom; from the homosexual proclivities of the men of the city in Gen 19:1-11
1 : copulation with a member of the same sex or with an animal
2 : noncoital and especially anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex."
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If you're guilty of it, then change the definition seems to work for this guy...

"We're not talking about the archaic "legal" definition of sodomy covering every sexual act other than the "missionary style" of copulation. In the present context, sodomy is anal penetration with a penis or other foriegn object. If you're not familiar with a common form of sodomy in homosexual males called "fisting," look it up. I suggest, however, that you refrain from eating anything for several hours before doing that. While you're at it, perhaps you can find some reports from hospital emergency rooms that will educate you about some of the painful & dangerous foreign objects these doctors have had to remove from the rectums of homosexuals - put there voluntarily or involuntarily.
Now, when you get all done with that research, do take the time to let me know if you still think that MOST heterosexuals engage in sodomy & that MOST women would not consider anal sex as abusive.
Sheesh! Now I gotta go take a shower. Just writing about it makes me feel like I've layed down in the mud with swine."

He's laid down with swine??? I think I laid down with swine. Ugh...I feel dirty now. I think I'm going to take a shower now. Then, get some lunch while reading about fisting.
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"Maybe you but not me. And I doubt that many people practice sodomy."

Well, he's half right. Who the hell wrote that conservatives are better in bed? These guys all sound really boring to me.

Talk about a chapped ass!

Next, they'll be upset that kids can look up sodomy in the dictionary.

(since he doesn't want to give up having his dick sucked, potentially, if he ever meets a woman who will even talk to him)

He is actually anti-BUGGERY, and that isn't in the dictionary as far as I know.

No, they're all big effing liars. They claim to be pure and innocent, then somewhere down the road a newspaper story comes out about how they've been diddling twelve year olds or frequenting BDSM clubs.

:hi:

:hi:

'Night, KW! :loveya: :pals:


edited for not using Spell Check :spank: :spank: :spank:

but, I, for one, have missed your kindness!

:loveya:

I have missed you as well...and am staying in CA...not moving to OKC. Hope you come to the CA DU meetup am planning within the year :hi:

YAY for staying in CA!

:woohoo:

Am happy about my decision, too :woohoo:

:hug:

:loveya:

Imagine that, I posted a goodnight thread!

:rofl:

:bounce:

:D

You're good. I give you that...

Goodnight!

:rofl:

You have NO idea how much I needed that laugh!

:rofl:

Have somebody rub some Chapstick on your ass for you, and sleep well. :boring:

Thanks, Buffy!

Or whatever they're calling them these days.


:)

Good plan.

:hi:

it's a "sodomy" you've probably never seen before

But on my chapped hands...:D

A little early, dont you think? :popcorn:

I think this thread is getting the XemaSab treatment!

:rofl:

had a bit of fun last night...:bounce:

I got to try out my newest flamethrower!

:rofl:

someone was a bad girl...:o

:loveya:

:loveya:

although my arse is not chapped. :hi:

Glad to hear of the healthy state of your arse!

:rofl:

A bit hairy, but, um, too much information, right? :blush:

:rofl:

doing some nude sunbathing? I'm jealous. I'm in an office with no window.
:hi:

You are sweet!

:loveya:

We can rub some lotion on it if you want us to, but then that would probably be deemed a sex thread.

LoL

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