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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-20-06 04:21 PM Original message |
So I went on a date to Olive Garden last week with a lovely woman. |
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KitchenWitch (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-20-06 04:24 PM Response to Original message |
1. Was there a meth lab in her house? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-20-06 04:26 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. D'OH, I knew I forgot something! |
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kwassa (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-20-06 04:27 PM Response to Original message |
3. Was she coated in olive oil? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-20-06 04:59 PM Response to Reply #3 |
8. Not until well after we left the restaurant |
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REP (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-20-06 04:31 PM Response to Original message |
4. Maybe It Was a Humscalade? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-20-06 04:36 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. I don't know if it's allowed or not. She doesn't care much for rules |
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WCGreen (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-21-06 05:18 PM Response to Reply #4 |
22. Only if it says Joe Lieberman is my kinda man.... |
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greatauntoftriplets (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-20-06 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
5. ..... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-20-06 04:40 PM Response to Reply #5 |
7. Ain't love grand? I owe it all to hannidate.com |
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txwhitedove (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-20-06 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
9. But what did she DO with the dirty diaper??? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-20-06 05:06 PM Response to Reply #9 |
10. She left it on one of the kids' empty salad bowls for the waitress to take |
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Burma Jones (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-20-06 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
11. In the Boudoir...was Oasis playing???? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-20-06 05:21 PM Response to Reply #11 |
13. No, she only had 1 CD and it was a single of "God bless the USA" |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-20-06 05:15 PM Response to Original message |
12. JVS, my friend... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-20-06 07:35 PM Response to Reply #12 |
14. where's the freak show? |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Jun-20-06 09:56 PM Response to Reply #14 |
15. Those salads at the Olive Garden... |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-21-06 04:58 PM Response to Reply #15 |
16. but it's all you can eat! |
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Writer (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-21-06 04:59 PM Response to Reply #16 |
17. Well... remove your bridle and dip your nose in the trough... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-21-06 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
18. Thank God she's found someone. Goodbye alimony, hello Vette. |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-21-06 05:19 PM Response to Reply #18 |
23. The wedding will be after we collect enough alimony from you... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-21-06 05:31 PM Response to Reply #23 |
25. How about going after the fathers of her kids? That is if she knows |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-21-06 05:34 PM Response to Reply #25 |
26. Well her teeth are all gone now |
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leftofthedial (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-21-06 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
19. well. just as long as no one ate veal |
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jmowreader (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-21-06 08:02 PM Response to Reply #19 |
28. They all had veal! |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-22-06 08:11 AM Response to Reply #28 |
29. No, we weren't going to buy veal for a bunch of kids. The kids ate lots.. |
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Arugula Latte (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-21-06 05:14 PM Response to Original message |
20. When she got home did she let her kitty out to kill songbirds? |
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JVS (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-21-06 05:19 PM Response to Reply #20 |
24. That and overturn garbage/spray on people's houses |
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Magrittes Pipe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-21-06 05:17 PM Response to Original message |
21. No Corn Flake-encrusted chicken? |
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Radical Activist (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Jun-21-06 05:35 PM Response to Original message |
27. I tried to recommend this |
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Patiod (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-22-06 10:18 AM Response to Original message |
30. Just so no one used a cell phone during dinner.... |
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Rabrrrrrr (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-22-06 10:23 AM Response to Original message |
31. For the sake of your soul, I hope you left no tip. |
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RedCloud (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-22-06 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
32. Excellent job sewing up many threads like a tailor! |
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Zookeeper (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Jun-22-06 11:42 AM Response to Original message |
33. I hope you bought her a couple of shots... |
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