Last night I met this woman in Maine. I told her, get this:

Robb

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Sat Jun-24-06 08:26 AM
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Last night I met this woman in Maine. I told her, get this:

1) that I could get her a job
2) that I would get her a cellphone (she doesn't own one)
3) that I could take her travelling around the world
4) that we were "destined" to meet
5) that I was a millionaire - I casually inserted THAT in conversation
6) that she was beautiful
7) that I was a well-known sculptor/painter in the area
8) that I would teach her and some guy she was with to paint in
oil.

Whaddya think? Is she gonna buy it? :rofl:

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Gormy Cuss

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Sat Jun-24-06 08:29 AM
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1. You are. Yes, you are

a dingbat. :-)

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kiraboo

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Sat Jun-24-06 08:30 AM
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2. You made my blood run cold!

Until I remembered that he didn't exhibit the sort of dingbat qualities you surely do. :D

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Blue_Tires

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Sat Jun-24-06 08:33 AM
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3. hey, it worked when

Chevy Chase was trying to talk to Christie Brinkley!

make it happen, playa

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