Weird, but true, business names

Advanced Screw Machine
Erection, Inc.
George George Insurance Company
Beaver Liquors


You got any?

That's in Illinois.

John and Mary Damm. Here in town.

Damm Fine Printing

In Beecher, IL.

used to be in Carrington, ND

Some town in western Kansas on I-70 ... I think it was Colby, but I might be wrong.

a bar called Richards Cranium, known to everyone as Dickheads. Bismarck

department. "Climax Lubrication" and "Federal Screw" never failed to amuse me.

a few years ago: FISH 'N' FLOWERS. I never shopped there but I believe that's what they sold, fish and flowers.

a trucking company all over the states. see them here in NJ all the time. LOL

Car rental, used to be in Calgary. Don't know if they still exist.

Peabody & Salem, MA. They sell t-shirts that say "Bunghole is not a dirty word!"

Seen it with my own eyes.

Redstone

I was wandering around, sampling all the tasty treats...there was a place down a bit that from a distance looked very much like "JEW Bar-b-que". I was understandably shocked and appalled, so I walked quickly towards it ready to totally freak out on the people. Needless to say the fine folks working the "J&W Bar-b-que" stand were utterly confused by the small woman who ran up full of fury only to gasp and run sheepishly in the other direction when she got close enough to read the sign. :D

To be fair, the use of the old school ampersand is probably NOT the best choice for that particular business.

A local plumbing company

my dad's....window washing.

1) A site called 'Who represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name is: www.whorepresents.com

2) 'Experts Exchange', a knowledge base where programmers can Exchange advice and views at: www.expertsexchange.com

3) Looking for a pen?? Look no further than 'Pen Island' at: www.penisland.net

4) Need a 'therapist'??? Try 'Therapist Finder' at: www.therapistfinder.com

5) Then of course, there's the 'Italian Power Generator Company' - www.powergenitalia.com

6) And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New South Wales: www.molestationnursery.com

7) If you're looking for computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com

8) Welcome to the Cumming First Methodist Church. Their web site is www.cummingfirst.com

9) Then, of course, there are these brainless art designers, and their whacky web site: www.speedofart.com

10) Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure web site at: www.gotahoe.com

:rofl:
You have to wonder what they were thinking. Didn't they read their own domain name before they reserved it?
:rofl:

Though I wouldn't mind visiting Penis Land or Power Genitalia.

or amusement parks. :rofl:

Always thought it was a cute name.

I even stopped to take a picture of it.

I've seen one in western PA.

http://www.kumandgo.com/

I found out about them through an actor wearing one of their t-shirts.

High school kids would call the ancient bookkeeper/receptionist/office manager and ask her how much it cost to have a dick printed.. She was hard of hearing, and would often ask them to repeat the question.. they were usually laughing so much, they would hang up

My aunt and uncle knew the guy who owned it and his name was Abraham Dick..He never changed the name of the business when he inherited it from his parents..

there was also a furniture store named Cheatum Furniture.

A dog groomer near me. I know it's a fairly common name, but this one shares a small strip mall with a sex shop.

Note the copulating bears. Only in Alaska.

knightstown, indiana

It's a miniature donkey farm in Chapel Hill, Tennessee.

I see this truck on my way to work about once a month.

the old film company of Monty Python