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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 03:09 PM
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I am a robot. Command me.
I DEMAND YOU COMMAND ME!



:spray:
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otherlander Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 03:12 PM
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1. 1. Get job. 2. Buy yacht.
3. Steal firetruck. 4. Put firetruck on yacht.
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 03:13 PM
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2. Solve PI.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 03:15 PM
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3. 3.14159265374...
696969696942...
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 03:16 PM
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4. C'mon. Keep it coming....
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 03:18 PM
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5. collect more errant humans IMMEDIATELY!
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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 03:25 PM
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7. Are you par of Robot Frank's Robot Army?
http://www.robotfrank.com/
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 03:30 PM
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9. no, i'm just a humble dispatcher here @ CentCom...
:-)
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Call Me Wesley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 03:19 PM
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6. Gort! Klaatu barada nikto! (nt)
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 03:26 PM
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8. Injure me.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 03:49 PM
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11. Sorry, I am incapable of causing injury. I can only serve my masters.
Edited on Sun Jun-25-06 03:50 PM by HypnoToad
(this could get kinky if I kept on the same mindset...)
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Anarcho-Socialist Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Jun-25-06 03:35 PM
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10. Command line input
START PROGRAM_ODDITY

{IF
DRUNK = Y

THEN
INITIALIZE FRONTAL LOBE SHUTDOWN PROTOCOL "A"
END VOICEBOX SETTING = "DEFAULT"
VOICEBOX RECALIBRATION = "PIRATE"
RUN "PIRATE"

ELSE
OBSERVE OBSCURE BRITISH TV SHOWS; RANDOM= Y}
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