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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 12:48 PM
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And now, my husband needs an ass-whooping.
JackMN wants to monopolize my computer by watching the "peanut butter jelly time" dancing banana over and over and over, after my husband thought it prudent ot show it to him, before he left for work this morning. What is the punishment for such a vile introduction? Tar and feathering, at the very least, I think.
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miss_american_pie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 12:50 PM
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1. Oh no,
wait until you have a Saturday planned where you will be gone and he will be home with the kids all day. And two minutes before you walk out the door, introduce JackMN to banana phone.

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 01:01 PM
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5. Filing in the mental rolodex....
:rofl:
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deadparrot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 01:53 PM
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10. Or The Llama Song.
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php

:bounce:

:D
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kiraboo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 12:51 PM
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2. You must force your husband to watch
"Thelma and Louise" three nights in a row. Just so he get it :D
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 01:02 PM
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6. He'd just go to sleep.
He has amazing powers of self-inducing sleep.
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taterguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 12:51 PM
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3. Hide his porn
Unless of course he doesn't have any
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 01:02 PM
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8. Nope. He doesn't have any.
Or he's really good at hiding it.
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newcriminal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 12:51 PM
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4. My husband did that
with a song called poop goes in the potty. My kids played the thing so much I swear my cats hum it.
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JVS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 01:02 PM
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7. Great song!
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 01:08 PM
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9. Better yet: BADGERBADGERBADGERBADGER
Mushroom! Mushroom!

Drives my wife Deborah NUTS.
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giant_robot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 02:27 PM
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11. Just in case...
...you should bookmark the You are an Idiot song. It's annoying, and it makes a point, too!
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 02:31 PM
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12. Make him watch the Banana Phone video for two hours straight.
:yoiks: It'll make his head explode!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 02:32 PM
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13. I was just going to say that.
AND, teach the kids to sing it to him when he gets home.

He will never show JackMN anything on your computer for as long as he lives.
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-28-06 02:33 PM
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14. I thought it was funny the first time I saw it, but...
hubby loves to play it over and over. It's torture! x(
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