Do you make the baby Jesus cry? - Democratic Underground

Taverner

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Wed Jun-28-06 01:37 PM
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Do you make the baby Jesus cry?

If so - how?

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unsavedtrash

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Wed Jun-28-06 01:38 PM
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1. kissing other girls :)

WTF would Jesus do?

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LynneSin

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Wed Jun-28-06 01:39 PM
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2. Replying to this thread makes baby Jesus cry

See - look you've done it now!

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matcom

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Wed Jun-28-06 01:42 PM
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3. i pepper-sprayed him

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LeftyMom

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Wed Jun-28-06 01:42 PM
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4. Definitely

but he really shouldn't open my email attatchemnts if he's going to be a prude. :eyes:

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KitchenWitch

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Wed Jun-28-06 01:43 PM
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5. Yes, by being a Witch.

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MorningGlow

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Wed Jun-28-06 02:21 PM
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11. What KW said!

But then he gets happy again when we witches don't judge others unlike some (ahem) who are nasty in his name.

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LaraMN

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Wed Jun-28-06 01:48 PM
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6. Why? Does he have colic?

Maybe he needs some Mylicon drops.

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Spacemom

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Wed Jun-28-06 01:54 PM
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7. By worshipping a Goddess

Baby Jesus doesn't like Pagans.

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noonwitch

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Wed Jun-28-06 02:17 PM
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9. His mother's a Goddess, how could He have a problem with that?

I haven't totally given up my wiccan ways, even though I've become a liberal christian. I have a Mary prayer card over my desk-it's the socially acceptable way to have a Goddess image nearby.

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Duncan Grant

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Wed Jun-28-06 02:02 PM
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8. I never give Him the remote.

Edited on Wed Jun-28-06 02:47 PM by 94114_San_Francisco

He hates that.

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mark414

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Wed Jun-28-06 02:20 PM
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10. touching myself

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Arugula Latte

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Wed Jun-28-06 04:28 PM
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15. Yeah, well, we'll see who's crying when you go blind, Mister!

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NewWaveChick1981

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Wed Jun-28-06 02:24 PM
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12. Doing things that FReepers would revile but that are really

OK. ;)

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jus_the_facts

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Wed Jun-28-06 02:26 PM
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13. Denial that he's God's son and born from a virgin......

....for starters...

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WoodyTobiasJr

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Wed Jun-28-06 02:42 PM
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14. Hotlinking makes the baby Jesus cry

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Arugula Latte

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Wed Jun-28-06 04:31 PM
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16. By routinely muttering "Jesus Fucking H. Christ!"

Sorry, JC! :hi:

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Duncan Grant

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Wed Jun-28-06 09:54 PM
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17. Kicking for the night shift.

:kick:

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jobycom

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Wed Jun-28-06 09:58 PM
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18. No, I plan to make him smile

For I am Barrister Omandana Bruinberari, and I represent the interestst of the final surviving member of the Nigerian royal dynasty. I am about to make Baby Jesus very rich, if he will only give me his bank number.

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Benfea

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Wed Jun-28-06 10:05 PM
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19. Yes. I neither support nor defend war crimes.

I don't hate gays.
I don't hate the poor.
I don't defend the practice of torture.
I don't hate dark people.
I don't love authoritarianism.
I don't hate freedom.
I don't hate non-Christians.
I don't love corruption.
I don't defend hatemongers.
I don't have fantasies about converting entire nations at gunpoint and killing anyone who doesn't convert.
I don't hate science, and I care about facts, evidence and the truth.

That makes me about the most anti-Christian person around, and I'm glad for it.

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NMMNG

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Thu Jun-29-06 02:18 AM
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20. Yes, I flirt online

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leftofthedial

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Thu Jun-29-06 02:22 AM
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21. slap the little bread waster on his holy little ass

Edited on Thu Jun-29-06 02:23 AM by leftofthedial

he's an annoying little shit

all that noise

and the smell

and the weird light glowing out of the crib all hours of the night

the little shit

ha ha ha -- holy little ass!

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Cannikin

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Thu Jun-29-06 06:32 AM
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22. I'm a big mo

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meegbear

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Thu Jun-29-06 06:53 AM
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23. Being a homosexual of the worst kind

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ThomCat

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Thu Jun-29-06 07:04 AM
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25. Of the worst kind?

I heard you were pretty good. :hi:

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meegbear

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Thu Jun-29-06 07:35 AM
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27. LOL!

Thanks big boy :hi:

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Anarcho-Socialist

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Thu Jun-29-06 06:55 AM
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24. By being a bisexual godless anarcho-socialist pro-science social historian

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Ravenseye

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Thu Jun-29-06 07:07 AM
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26. I don't see how that's possible

How any actions I take today could make a child over 2000 years ago cry is beyond me.

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Patiod

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Thu Jun-29-06 07:37 AM
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28. Lies

Lies make baby Jesus cry

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