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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 04:39 PM
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Brazilian wax?
One day, AFTER receiving his daily briefing, President Bush asks Donald Rumsfeld, "do you know where Condoleezza is?"

Rumsfeld says, "I believe she's getting a Brazilian wax right now."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many whacks is a brazillion?"

Thank you! I'll be here all day.
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 04:40 PM
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1. Oh sweet Jesus...
:banghead:
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RevolutionaryActs Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 04:45 PM
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2. hehehe
:thumbsup:
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 04:46 PM
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3. ROFL!!!
:rofl:
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 04:47 PM
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4. At least it's slightly different than the original.
Although the image of Rice getting waxed... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 :puke:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 04:53 PM
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5. Here you go.
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 04:59 PM
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9. Thanks, I will have some.
*pours in ear, returns to homework*
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 04:56 PM
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6. I know what you really need...
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 04:57 PM
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7. And to think somebody called you nice today.
:puke:
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BreweryYardRat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 04:59 PM
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8. AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You're evil. :puke: ;)

But see, I shall give back good for evil.
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 06:01 PM
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11. That image is truly hideous on so many levels
Thank you for making me feel repulsed and amused simultaneously.
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 06:03 PM
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12. It's a well honed skill.
I hope it finds a happy place in your dreams...
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 06:09 PM
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13. A disturbed place in my dreams, maybe
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AussieDave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 05:38 PM
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10. Oh lordy - someone with WAY too much time on his hands
and good knows what IN his hands.....:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Your imagination is pure evil. :evilgrin:


Excuse me while I use some of LeftyMom's Brainbleach...........
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petronius Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-02-06 09:07 PM
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14. Just for general information, a Google image search on "Brazilian Wax"
is not safe for work... ;)
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