The group of people most in need of knuckle sandwiches

Fayettenam is in the middle of an spate of Heinous Crimes Committed By Youthful Offenders.

Last week, a young man decided to buy PlayStation 3s at Wal-Mart and resell them on eBay for Christmas money. Two assholes followed him home, then beat the shit out of him and relieved him of his PlayStations at gunpoint. They took the machines to their own house, opened one and started playing with it. The cops had followed these guys home. When one of the assholes opened the door and stepped outside to confront the cops, he had a pistol in his hand. Naturally, the cops shot this young man a lot of times, because that's what cops do in this situation.

And this last weekend, a young man was arrested after killing his grandmother, who had raised him because his mom was a Crack Whore, and stealing her car.

People like these aren't the ones who need to be punched. The ones who need it are the inevitable relatives who, when faced with the fact that their son either got himself killed by the cops or thrown in jail for a few decades, invariably remark that the criminal was "such a good boy."

Okay, if he was such a good boy, why'd he kill his grandma?