My butt hurts.
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:20 PM
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:20 PM
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1. Do you need a butt massage?
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:23 PM
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4. I don't think I can say no to that one. n/t
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:26 PM
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:7 let me grab the proper oils :loveya:
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:33 PM
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My butt will be waiting. :loveya:
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:22 PM
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2. We really don't need to hear about your date
What you do is your business.
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:23 PM
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5. My date didn't get anywhere near my butt.
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:23 PM
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Why doust thou butt hurtith? What can I do to help?
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:24 PM
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6. It's not *my* butt that's hurting!
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:27 PM
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My mind is a complete and total blank. Please fill it with tales of your excursions. :) God, I'm so bored and horn...nevermind. hehehehe
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:32 PM
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for the horn... details of something and you are bored there's a naked kid running around flipping me with his pj bottoms! I'd say "come on over", but it's a little noisy right this minute! LOL :pals:
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:35 PM
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14. I did get myself a date, if I want one.
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:44 PM
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Rub it in why don't you...;) :woohoo:
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:45 PM
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23. You can have him. He's closer to your age!
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:52 PM
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Send him on over babycakes! }(
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Sat Dec-09-06 11:04 PM
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Sat Dec-09-06 11:05 PM
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Sat Dec-09-06 11:06 PM
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29. I don't know everything!
I'm going to let you tell me!
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Sat Dec-09-06 11:12 PM
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I don't have that kind of luck. I need 3 AA batteries, btw.
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:29 PM
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so you're "butt" hurts got it so is your "butt" there now? hopefully not, then you can be "buttless" for the night, right? :hug:
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:29 PM
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10. Locking, butt thread.
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:35 PM
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13. At first I thought you were serious.
Anyway it's a cookie thread.
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:53 PM
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26. Hey, I am always serious!
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:38 PM
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they'll have the "head on" for the heiney soon. Or they could possibly have it now! Do you have any roll on deodorant? Apply to heiney and see what happens. I bet it could be good!
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:41 PM
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18. ROFL - "Butt On, Apply To The Heiny"
can't you just hear that over and over! :crazy: :hi:
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:42 PM
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19. "I want what SHE'S having!"
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:39 PM
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16. Yow, and your butt also stinks.
Of course, that is just an assumption on my part. :P
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:41 PM
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17. My entire body smells like
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:42 PM
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cloves that is and smelling your... never mind
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:44 PM
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I am totally sober tonight. Please remember that! :P
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Sat Dec-09-06 10:45 PM
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yeah, and I am too! Not completely sane, but sober! ;-) :rofl:
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