Sayonara suckers! - Democratic Underground

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Tue Dec-12-06 09:46 PM
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Sayonara suckers!

I just got notice that I'm about to be rich. Don't know where I'm going, but it's probably an island and it's probably going to be a long way from here.

We announce today the draw #2021 of the UK Stake National Lottery draw held on the 11th of December, 2006 in the United Kingdom. Your email address was attached to Ticket Number 0007560054UKNL, with Serial number 98710 which won in the 2nd category.

You have been approved for payment the sum of 780,000:00(GBP)credited to file with REF NO: UKNL/98710/DA/06 and Batch No.00054UKNL.

To file for your claim, please contact our fiduciary claim Agent

Boat drinks, everyone, boat drinks!

:beer:

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lizziegrace

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Tue Dec-12-06 09:47 PM
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1. Heh

Hire Ellis to play at your going away party. :hi:

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Tue Dec-12-06 09:52 PM
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5. Actually, I think I'm going to hire him to be cabana boy.

After all, who can turn down the winner of the UK State National Lottery?

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lizziegrace

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Tue Dec-12-06 09:53 PM
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8. ...

:spray:

Gee, I always wanted a cabana boy who spoke no english, but I should rethink that. I'd like one who can sing.

:evilgrin:

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Tue Dec-12-06 10:02 PM
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12. I don't even really want a cabana boy.

I just want to spend my fortune recklessly!

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HCE SuiGeneris

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Tue Dec-12-06 09:49 PM
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2. Sorry, but

I have already claimed this prize! My computer crashed right after and my phone bill was charged $465, but I WON first!!! nener neener

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lizziegrace

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Tue Dec-12-06 09:49 PM
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3. My new best friend!!

:pals:

;)

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HCE SuiGeneris

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Tue Dec-12-06 09:52 PM
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7. As soon as I receive it

Edited on Tue Dec-12-06 09:53 PM by BushDespiser12

I would like to take y'all out for a dinner at KFC. Bowls for everyone -- as many toppings as you want! :bounce:

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Tue Dec-12-06 09:50 PM
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4. Nuh-unh!

I think this prize is different than yours. I'll find out more soon, but I need to get my original birth certificate in the mail ASAP.

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lizziegrace

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Tue Dec-12-06 09:52 PM
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6. Ellis...Ellis....

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av8rdave

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Tue Dec-12-06 09:54 PM
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9. Don't forget your bank account number and routing number

They need to know where to deposit all that money

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InternalDialogue

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Tue Dec-12-06 09:55 PM
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11. Oh, yeah, they're probably going to need those.

Thanks for the reminder. What would I do without help from my friends?

I'll buy you a drink on the island!

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HCE SuiGeneris

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Tue Dec-12-06 09:54 PM
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10. laughing

Edited on Tue Dec-12-06 09:54 PM by BushDespiser12

my.ass.off :rofl:

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