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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:00 PM Original message |
Tell me a joke |
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Guava Jelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:01 PM Response to Original message |
1. do you know what you get when you cross breed an |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:04 PM Response to Reply #1 |
3. You got me |
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Bunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:03 PM Response to Original message |
2. What's green and sings? |
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MrScorpio (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:04 PM Response to Reply #2 |
4. Thanks |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 06:06 PM Response to Original message |
5. doesnt transtate on line well but |
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Ms_Dem_Meanor (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 07:39 PM Response to Original message |
6. I can show you better than I can tell you... |
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Xipe Totec (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 07:47 PM Response to Original message |
7. A man walks into a bar... |
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wovenpaint (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 09:29 PM Response to Original message |
8. Here ya go! (my current fav) |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 09:31 PM Response to Original message |
9. President George W. Bush! |
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necso (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 10:53 PM Response to Original message |
10. Can't think of a joke, |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 10:57 PM Response to Original message |
11. Hi MrScorpio! |
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Aristus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 11:01 PM Response to Original message |
12. A priest, a rabbi and an Irishman walk into a bar. |
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jarab (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-14-06 11:42 PM Response to Original message |
13. OK - |
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Bullwinkle925 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 01:53 AM Response to Original message |
14. Hey there ... |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 02:14 AM Response to Original message |
15. What do you get when you kiss a sick bird? |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 02:37 AM Response to Original message |
16. The question is funner than the answer.... (adult stuff here) |
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SKKY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 06:56 AM Response to Reply #16 |
21. And on that same note, |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 07:38 AM Response to Reply #21 |
23. Indeed! |
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ChoralScholar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 02:38 AM Response to Original message |
17. Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? |
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badgerpup (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 02:50 AM Response to Original message |
18. Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson went camping together... |
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TK421 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 03:01 AM Response to Original message |
19. How do you circumcise a whale? |
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radfringe (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 04:41 AM Response to Original message |
20. A priest goes outside of the church |
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gr8dane_daddy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 07:04 AM Response to Original message |
22. Okay I'll try one... |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 07:55 AM Response to Original message |
24. Thats it... I am bookmarking this thread! |
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mikeytherat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 08:04 AM Response to Original message |
25. Three blondes walk into a building... |
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C_eh_N_eh_D_eh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 10:27 AM Response to Reply #25 |
29. Why were blonde jokes invented? |
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chknltl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 08:06 AM Response to Original message |
26. Frog prince asks: " What is the most sensuous thing on a woman?" |
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The Velveteen Ocelot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 08:17 AM Response to Original message |
27. Another elephant joke. |
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billyskank (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 08:20 AM Response to Original message |
28. The first joke I ever learned |
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Zavulon (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 10:59 AM Response to Original message |
30. . |
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Orrex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 11:03 AM Response to Original message |
31. A few knee-slappers |
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ThatsMyBarack (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 11:29 AM Response to Original message |
32. A toothless termite.... |
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Nye Bevan (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 11:33 AM Response to Original message |
33. How many letters are in the alphabet? |
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BreweryYardRat (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Fri Dec-15-06 11:55 AM Response to Original message |
34. Why do blondes wear their hair long or in ponytails so often? |
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