How many straight guys here think Angelina Jolie is hot?

almost everyone I've met who thinks she is is a lesbian or bisexual girl.

And she does play from both sides of the plate, so to speak, but I've never heard her use the words "lesbian" or "bisexual" in reference to herself.

she`s hot ..who cares about the rest....

admited to it on an interview but that doesn't matter; I'm willing to forgive ;). She is probably the hottest women in Hollywood right now.

She just finally wised up and left that dirt bag Billy Bob Thorton.

The collagen-enhanced lip look is a total turnoff for me.

They look like they could explode at any moment.

but to each his own.

Actors are all me...me...me. That doesn't make them bad people. Living in LA I knew lots of actors; male, female; famous and unknown; and to a one they had tremendous egos, but they also had tremendous heart to go with the unflattering part of them. Will Shakespeare would have felt in good company with them.

I genuinely don't understand what you mean. I think Angelina Jolie is stunning on virtually every level. I thought I communicated that by answering the question posed.

thought she suffered from princess syndrome and that you didn't like it. Yes, all actors do suffer from that prince/ss syndrome and they have wonderfully big egos, but this is almost essential to the trade. So if I misunderstood, please accept my apologies.

I find actors at their best when those big egos operate and you give them your undivided attention and let them entertain you even if it's over a beer. Some of the best times I have ever had.

The only word I used in my post was 'ME.'

I think you are mistaking someone elses posts for mine.

of her playing to the camera, which is what models and actresses do, makes me think you don't like her. Again, if I misunderstood, I apologize.

I posted the pictures because she looks amazing in them, imho.

You need a hobby. :)

I am an untalented writer of Fantasy pulp fiction. It keeps me happy though. :-)

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

The UNRATED version, no less.

rawrrrrrr

has that coke-crazy lupine stripper look about her. Will not age well.

I hear a lot of guys say that Monica Belluci is the hottest thing out there.

I better never go to Italy, I think I'd probably just have a stroke and drop dead instantly

me, for one. Now, SHE is HOT. (My husband would do anything for that woman, anything, and I wouldn't exactly kick her out of bed myself.)

I have to agree. She really gets my Vespa revving.

Yep, a trip to Italy could be dangerous to my health, too, by the look of it. Brazil or Venezuela, too.

How 'bout that "Rolling Stone" cover?

Whatta hottie.

sorry, there is just nothing I like about her, not the lips, not the nose, not the eyes. Sometimes she comes off a little skanky.

to her credit, she has nice hair

but then again, I think (a young, pre 1998) Meg Ryan is absolutely gorgeous and a lot of my friends think she's plain jane-ish

<EOM>

Much hotter!

And then there's Li'l Kim :D

:bounce: :crazy: :smoke: :loveya: :bounce:

Is also a total turn on.

Shes good looking not on my high list but not on my low list either not in the middle though either like in between medium and high for me.

But, personally, I'd take Joey Lauren Adams over just about anybody in film these days

,a public one, being a lesbian or bisexual?
Cause she is terrific and damn sexy! and I'm woman too.:dunce:

She's magnifique.

Yes, a tad off-kilter, perhaps, but....mama.....

she's just too damn hot..

and who says only guys can like her? ;)

No bout a-doubt it. She sexy.

then I would think she was pretty hot. :smoke:

She is crazy hot sometimes. Other times not (Gone in 60 Seconds). Ever since I saw Original Sin.... Woooo.

My bi ex-girlfriend took me to see Girl Interrupted b/c Angelina was so hot, so I can see where you are coming from.

than a shithouse rat.

I'm not to fond of those lips....I keep thinking of a Rainbow Trout..

But she'd look even hotter with blue or purple hair.

:evilgrin:

I really can't understand the fascination with this person. She's about as hot as the "new, improved" Pete Burns of Dead or Alive

There isn't ONE (straight) guy here who would say no to her.
HAG indeed! Say that when she's standing in front of you!
:nuke:

with a ten foot pole. She's still full of Billy Bob stank, she's got eye boogers and plastic lips. Massive skank. Give me Janeane Garofalo over that mess anyday.

those plastic lips and that stringy angularity are real turn-offs for me. As another poster pointed out, she won't age well. She's just a little too pre-fab for my tastes.

Although she's attractive, she just doesn't light my fire. :shrug:

Now, I wouldn't kick her out of bed unless she wanted to f*** on the floor, but on my list of women to stalk, she down pretty far...;-)

eom

DEMMAN

:-)

She's got those major make out lips!

Although I'd describe her more as beautiful than hot. Just saying she's hot doesn't really do her justice.

And I'm a straight female

But even I'd consider it if it was her!

1. She's breathing
2. ...

Well, okay, there IS no second requirement.

Nice lips, nice figure. Publicity photos for the new Tomb Raider movie make her look a little too masculine, too much of a V-shaped figure instead of the hourglass I would prefer.

"Hotter and crazier than a shithouse rat"..... man, I just love that one!

with a child but if Miss Jolie were to hit on me I would lick every inch of her body as I melted into a puddle on the floor.

:-)

a small fee involved. :P

So, um, how much?

On whether there is spanking involved.

on who was spanking who, or even whom....

:spank:

It actually MATTERS who is spanking whom?? ROFLOL! Can we switch back and forth?

:spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank: :spank:

Oh yeah?!

This from a serial spanker.....

A girl's gotta make a living!



Awesome smilies!

appears to be totally nuts. But definately hot.

she could never have been as weird as the beautiful Sean Young was. Remember her? She was scary.

I am rethinking the whole deal. Sean Young Makes Angelina Jolie seem spunky.

So I just looked. Looks like she's still working and I didn't see any mention (this was her official site, though) of her struggling with mental illness. So maybe she was just generically nuts - drugs'll certainly do that, and it was the '80s Hollywood. Maybe she's got her head on straight now - hope so. What a disaster area she was back then.

It was the um er, rest of us.

I remember she seriously wanted the roll of catwoman that Michelle Pfieffer (is that right?) eventually landed and she appeared on a talk show in a homemade Catwoman costume and really cemented that loony tunes image.

She was great in No Way Out, what a psycho!

I'll have to watch it again. Didn't she and Kevin Costner share a somewhat steamy intimate moment in the back of a car in that film?

She'd be much better looking, in my opinion.

I've seen her in the Tomb Raider commercials, but I gathered her boobs were "lifted up" to match the computer charcter's...

there is a lot of identity crap that goes into it. taking on the "lesbian" label has a stigma that can be pretty crappy -- even in the queer community.

And for all those of you who are bitching about her "plastic lips", she doesn't have plastic lips--they're real, she's had them since she was a little girl, and so does her father. Her boobs are fake (she was almost flat-chested in Hackers) but they turned out nicely, and if that's what she wants, fine then.

Cat

not ugly, not that attractive though.

and I mean nasty in the best skanky psycho slut way possible...

good nasty?

Or the kind of nasty that's like, uh-uh, keep her away from me?

she was so hot in that that I've never forgotten it. Rent it, see what I mean. God, she was good. The lady has real talent, when she gets a script that allows her to use it. And I think she's gorgeous, except for the skinny little stick arms.

The whole nasty thing is just a turn-on as far as I'm concerned, too - nasty and weird is kind of my style, anyway. ;-)

Oh, and I'm a (mostly) straight woman.

I've noticed that she has had a baby boy (has dark hair).
Who's child is it?

Oh, and if I were a guy I'd f*** Jolie.

She takes him back there to keep in touch with his culture as well.

anyway?

So I give her some credit.

i adore her

she's hot as hell...
and she is admittedly BI

I would love to play carnival with her.

you'd let her ride on your float?

Me, too, and I'd give her endless trips on my Tilt-a-Whirl.

I let her sit on my face and I try to guess her weight. :evilgrin:

:evilgrin:

I'm not a lesbian and I don't play one on tv, but I can look at some women and appreciate what would be sexually exciting about them.

Angelina Jolie is just a whack job who looks like she's got a fig stuck on her face where her mouth should be.

:shrug:

No offense was intended against whack jobs or figs. Any resemblence to actual figs, living or dead, is purely coincidental.

don't say 'whack job' - it's turning me on too much.

No, seriously, I wish you'd stop sugarcoating everything like that. Just tell us how you really feel. :P

at the Skittles Finishing and Charm School for Girls; ..I mean, if you think it'll help me to become less of a delicate flower.

I needed any further encouragement....

Yes, I'm sure that you could benefit from a bit of time under Skittles' expert tutelage. Here's an ass to practice on: :kick:

your tiny ass with that big load of yours better.

Now THAT is a line I don't hear every day.... :D

she can raid my tomb any day...

not too terribly hot. But damn I would jump right in there if I had the chance.

How can anyone not! Mein Gott!!!

and that she is bisexual is just a big pluss!

Angelina :loveya:

...what's yer point?

O8)

it's a point unto itself :-)

I find implants and plastic surgery to be a MAJOR turn-off. What can I say? I happen to like my women 100% natural. I'd take a pretty woman with thin lips and tiny breasts any day over any silicone-filled Pamela Anderson clone. Well, okay, Angelina Jolie's no Pam Anderson look-alike. But regardless of the number of times Ms Jolie has paid tribute to a plastic surgeon's scalpel, I just don't find her physically attractive. She's neither cute nor pretty by my definition of those words. But she's definitely not ugly, either. "Okay" is about all that I can say for her.

I agree with mitchum. Within ten years, she will more than likely end up looking very aged and haggish.

Someone ask me about Cherry Malone sometime. Now here, we're talking a hot woman. ;) :wow:

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...but I have to wonder how many PSIs it takes to fill her lips!

:o