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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:27 PM Original message |
Teen Arrested For Ejaculating Into Ranch Salad Dressing |
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San Diego (68 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:28 PM Response to Original message |
1. Come again? |
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johnnie (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:28 PM Response to Reply #1 |
2. . |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:30 PM Response to Reply #1 |
4. welcome to DU |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:33 PM Response to Reply #1 |
8. Ha! |
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CottonBear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:36 PM Response to Reply #1 |
14. ROTFLMAO! Welcome to DU! |
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bigwillq (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 11:21 AM Response to Reply #1 |
68. HA! |
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SKKY (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 05:08 PM Response to Reply #1 |
85. San Diego is certainly off and running on DU!!! |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:29 PM Response to Original message |
3. Right in the middle of me eating a cup of yogurt... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:30 PM Response to Reply #3 |
5. is it the kind with the 'fruit' on the bottom? |
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edbermac (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:36 PM Response to Reply #5 |
13. It ain't on the bottom now, it's all over my monitor... |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:32 PM Response to Original message |
6. Didn't you know? That's what gives ranch dressing its special flavoring... |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:32 PM Response to Reply #6 |
7. but only at Taco Bell right? |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:35 PM Response to Reply #7 |
9. what Taco Bell menu item are you putting RANCH on? |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:36 PM Response to Reply #9 |
12. ... |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:36 PM Response to Reply #7 |
15. I hear Arby's is considering it for their Horsey Sauce too... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:52 PM Response to Reply #15 |
24. Which will lead to the phrase |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:53 PM Response to Reply #24 |
25. Tonight, I'm eatin' at Arby's! |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:59 PM Response to Reply #25 |
35. Horsey Sauce |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:53 PM Response to Reply #24 |
26. no, that guy died in Seattle |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:44 PM Response to Reply #6 |
20. You Are Evil NWC! |
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DixieBlue (504 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 11:03 AM Response to Reply #6 |
66. I love ranch dressing. Think I may have to stop eating it |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 04:52 PM Response to Reply #66 |
83. ... |
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naturalselection (236 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:35 PM Response to Original message |
10. Whoever in the lounge borrowed |
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SeattleGirl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:35 PM Response to Reply #10 |
11. ....... |
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Beetwasher (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:38 PM Response to Original message |
16. I Knew That Ranch Dressing Had A Little "Wang" To It |
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jus_the_facts (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 01:00 AM Response to Reply #16 |
56. Bwahahahaha...was that new and improved extra creamy?! |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:42 PM Response to Original message |
17. The kids in Hidden Valley have some explaining to do. |
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BarenakedLady (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
18. Oh man |
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SPKrazy (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:59 PM Response to Reply #18 |
34. Yeah, Sneeze Guards Don't Protect You From This! |
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AllegroRondo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:43 PM Response to Original message |
19. what I want to know |
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KamaAina (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:51 PM Response to Reply #19 |
23. I'm guessing he got caught with his pants down |
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merh (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 05:35 PM Response to Reply #19 |
40. Maybe the cafeteria staff |
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JustABozoOnThisBus (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 09:34 PM Response to Reply #19 |
53. caught red-handed? nt |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 03:10 PM Response to Reply #19 |
80. Blind, with hairy palms.... n/t |
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Blue-Jay (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:46 PM Response to Original message |
21. Clearly, the salad dressing was dressed inappropriately. |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:47 PM Response to Original message |
22. There's a joke in here somewhere that involves a wordplay on "bleu cheese"... |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:56 PM Response to Reply #22 |
31. Kinda like the one |
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PassingFair (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 11:50 AM Response to Reply #22 |
69. He saw the salad undressed. |
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Quantess (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 04:35 PM Response to Reply #69 |
82. LOL. That's a good one. |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:54 PM Response to Original message |
27. Well, he was able to make more than just jokes on the spot... |
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ohiosmith (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:55 PM Response to Original message |
28. What a jerk off. |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:55 PM Response to Reply #28 |
29. . |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:56 PM Response to Original message |
30. I wonder if he was an asparagus eater... |
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Deja Q (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:57 PM Response to Reply #30 |
32. There's an easy way to find out -- he did leave a sample, after all... |
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MrCoffee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 04:58 PM Response to Reply #32 |
33. i thought asparagus just made your pee smell |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 05:41 PM Response to Reply #32 |
45. I thought, perhaps |
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kmla (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 05:00 PM Response to Reply #30 |
36. That's just wrong! |
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u4ic (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 05:40 PM Response to Reply #36 |
43. Why not a bit of both? |
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GoddessOfGuinness (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 05:03 PM Response to Original message |
37. Cream in your coffee? |
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Oeditpus Rex (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 05:07 PM Response to Original message |
38. Lucky for him it wasn't Thousand Island |
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originalpckelly (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 05:08 PM Response to Original message |
39. Condom you stupid ass, not condiment!(nt) |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 05:37 PM Response to Original message |
41. Holy Shit! This is too f'n coincidental! |
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devilgrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 05:39 PM Response to Original message |
42. Let's see how funny he finds it when someone does that in his mouth in prison. |
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bicentennial_baby (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 05:40 PM Response to Reply #42 |
44. Ha. Ha. Prison rape joke. |
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devilgrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 05:41 PM Response to Reply #44 |
46. I forgot to add lockerroom... |
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JackBeck (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 07:37 PM Response to Reply #46 |
49. That stuff is generally confined to the stream room. |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 01:16 AM Response to Reply #42 |
58. I find that very hard to swallow |
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devilgrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 05:44 PM Response to Original message |
47. Nice to see everyone is so amused by this... |
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Zookeeper (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 02:55 PM Response to Reply #47 |
74. I'm with you, Devilgrrl.... |
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devilgrrl (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 04:53 PM Response to Reply #74 |
84. Thank you. |
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matcom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 09:44 PM Response to Reply #84 |
87. ummmm |
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PVnRT (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 07:34 PM Response to Original message |
48. Did he fart on the meringues? |
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Pacifist Patriot (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
50. The only reason I would click on such a post headline would be to... |
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jakefrep (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 08:26 PM Response to Original message |
51. Ranch dressing is for wankers. nt |
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RetroLounge (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 08:30 PM Response to Original message |
52. Well, now they can rename the cafeteria |
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NewWaveChick1981 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Tue Dec-19-06 09:36 PM Response to Original message |
54. I think he needs to work at Jack in the Box now. |
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Kat45 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 12:25 AM Response to Original message |
55. I KNEW this was a matcom thread as soon as I saw the subject. |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 01:15 AM Response to Reply #55 |
57. Matcom has a way of finding these like no other |
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Vidar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 06:18 AM Response to Original message |
59. Lucky he didn't go for penetration. |
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peekaloo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 06:51 AM Response to Original message |
60. Just whipping up a batch of homemade. Recipe handed down for generations. |
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xchrom (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 07:08 AM Response to Original message |
61. well -- there's a creative use of your time. |
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Jamastiene (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 07:30 AM Response to Original message |
62. Well, at least he didn't pee in the pool... |
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gmoney (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 08:10 AM Response to Original message |
63. "The ninth rule of Fight Club is..." |
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Mad_Dem_X (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 08:59 AM Response to Original message |
64. Read about this on thesmokinggun.com |
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Jimbo S (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 09:55 AM Response to Original message |
65. Now look out for the copycats, as well as copycat threads! |
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plcdude (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 11:06 AM Response to Original message |
67. that takes the idea of "tossed" |
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lumberingbear (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 12:22 PM Response to Original message |
70. Reminds me of that new chinese soup...... |
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Evoman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 01:35 PM Response to Original message |
71. Great...now all the Anti-Castro-nistas are going to use this to prove communism doesn't work. |
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deepthought42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 02:48 PM Response to Original message |
72. I am literally in tears... |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 02:51 PM Response to Reply #72 |
73. Yes, but wait until that kid is your waiter at a restauant... |
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deepthought42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 02:57 PM Response to Reply #73 |
75. Luckily for me I don't get dressing w/my salads... |
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plcdude (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 02:57 PM Response to Reply #73 |
76. you're |
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Left Is Write (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 02:59 PM Response to Reply #76 |
77. Who, me? |
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plcdude (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 03:03 PM Response to Reply #77 |
78. O it is |
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CTyankee (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 05:08 PM Response to Reply #73 |
86. Put the bottles of balsamic vinegar and oil on the table please, |
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youthere (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 03:07 PM Response to Original message |
79. Was he supposed to ejaculate in the Creamy Italian? |
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krispos42 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 03:15 PM Response to Original message |
81. Well, Midwesterners LOVE their ranch dressing... |
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Hissyspit (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 09:50 PM Response to Original message |
88. Aggggh!! And here I am watching "There's Something About Mary"... |
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CanuckAmok (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Wed Dec-20-06 11:06 PM Response to Original message |
89. "The First Rule of Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club" |
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Cobalt-60 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Thu Dec-21-06 01:13 AM Response to Original message |
90. How could they tell? |
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