The sandwich guy thinks i'm a wimp - Democratic Underground

MrCoffee

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:22 PM
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The sandwich guy thinks i'm a wimp

because i only ordered a half-sandwich.

i'll show him.

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fudge stripe cookays

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:26 PM
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1. Yes, but ....

did you have quiche with that? :evilgrin:

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MrCoffee

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:28 PM
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3. no, i just asked them to cut the crust off

is that so wrong?

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ceile

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:27 PM
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2. That's "sandwich artist" to you.

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MrCoffee

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:30 PM
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5. he's no artist...this is one messy sammich

i need to keep my pinkies extra-high while i eat it.

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ohiosmith

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:30 PM
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4. watercress and cucumber I bet

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MrCoffee

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:31 PM
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6. what? i like the delicately-herbed cream cheese

is that so wrong?

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ohiosmith

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:34 PM
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9. Yes dude it is. You gotta get your ass right with the man gods.

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MrCoffee

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:34 PM
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10. yer getting your Christmas present early, pal.

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ohiosmith

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:40 PM
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13. In all honesty, I'd take a kick to the crotch any day

Edited on Thu Dec-21-06 03:43 PM by ohiosmith

I could explain swollen balls to my buds but never half a delicately-herbed cream cheese sandwich with the crust cut off.

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MissMillie

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:32 PM
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7. Mine thinks I'm a Buddhist

I asked him to make me one w/ everything.

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MrCoffee

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:37 PM
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12. MrsCoffee has that on a T-shirt

except it's the hot dog vendor. :rofl:

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azmouse

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:34 PM
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8. My 3 yr old niece would have ordered the whole sandwich.

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MrCoffee

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:36 PM
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11. oh, so now i've got to hear it from you, too?

i'm gonna take my watercress and cucumber sandwich with the delicately-herbed cream cheese and the crusts cut off and go eat it with my pinkies extra high in peace.

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azmouse

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:42 PM
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15. Would you like some Lady Grey tea to wash that down?

:7

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MrCoffee

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:45 PM
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17. yum...but could you melt an ice cube in it first? don't want to burn my tongue

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democracyindanger

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:41 PM
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14. Maybe it's not the half-sandwich

as much as it is the way you ordered it.

Which is why I always wear a pirate hat and eyepatch when I go to Subway.

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MrCoffee

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:44 PM
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16. you think the pocket protector and taped-up glasses were too much?

but it's my uniform!

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buddhamama

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:45 PM
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18. pshaw

tell him you're MrCoffee and if knew anything he'd know that caffeine is an appetite suppressant and then challenge him to a coffee contest. whoever drinks the most wins. :hi:

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MrCoffee

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Thu Dec-21-06 03:46 PM
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19. i'd smoke him like a ham in a coffee-off

next time, his ass is grass!

:rofl:

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unpossibles

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Thu Dec-21-06 05:46 PM
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20. don't let these clowns fool you

real men and women don't let others feel bad about eating anything.

:)

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MrCoffee

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Thu Dec-21-06 05:54 PM
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21. the sandwich was made even tastier by the side order of bitterness

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