ok so its a typical thursday night here in my basement aka room

So I thought or was I smoking pot and I dont smoke pot DU
My room is in the basement. So I hear something so I thought its just my brother being weird. Then I looked outside my door and there was my friend well hes a friend of a friend more so and he literally broke in to my house. So I gave him a boost outside. Then I told my bud who I was chatting with you know who you are about what happened then I heard more shit. So I checked and my one friend was demaning I wake my little brother. So I tried but I couldnt wake the little bastard no offense to my bro. Then I told them I couldnt. Then again so I said brb. He basically said if you dont wake him we will break in to the house again. So I managed to wake up my brother.
The End? I hope so DU and was I smoking pot tonight because I have had simliar occurances but nothing this weird and yeah I am telling the truth.

Strange!

Wish I had some of that pot you're smoking. But I've got booze and that's still pretty good.

now, this proves that life is like a hot dog: full of unexpected crap...

all 4 of them just bursted in to my room/