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Bossy Monkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 02:50 AM
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Don't feed the trolls
Ever
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WindRavenX Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 02:55 AM
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1. But it's so fun and easy....
Must you always trample fun? ;)
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DagmarK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 03:16 AM
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4. Well, the whole exercise of feeding them really tortures so many of us....
even if it is fun for you...

If we would all ignore them...they would stop coming around. and that would be good for the cause...and our serenity.
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ColumbusGirl Donating Member (125 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 03:00 AM
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2. I agree...
Everytime I talk to a freeper I burn through brain cells I need to cope with our Fascist Regime.

They're not worth the waste.
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 12:13 PM
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5. Congrats ColumbusGirl!! 100 posts
A :toast: for your first milestone!! :toast:
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burr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 12:19 PM
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7. endurance and enjoyment go hand in hand.
:toast: The fight goes on to 200.
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greyl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 03:03 AM
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3. Yeah, it's pretty silly to waste a thread or two
on one asshole. Why give them the attention?
No reason...
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Az Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 12:17 PM
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6. Proper care and feeding of your new troll
So you have a troll. Your troll can provide you with days of endless entertainment if properly nutured. There are a number of things you can do to make sure your troll grows up to be big and strong.

Feed your troll. Trolls thrive on anger. If you want your troll to stick around for a long time simply call him names. The more angry you get the happier your troll will be. Trolls also love attention. If you ignore your troll for too long it will whither and fade away.

Trolls enjoy beating dead horses. So make sure you provide them with an ample supply of old dead horses. This will make sure your troll stays lean and mean, just the way they like to be.

Trolls love goats. If a troll can get your goat nothing will make it happier. Those who keep their troll from getting their goat often lose their trolls due to neglect. So if you want your troll to stick around make sure your goat is readily accessible to him.

Follow these easy steps and your new Troll will build a happy nest in your home and set about trolling around all day and all night. So be sure to keep your troll well fed and cared for.
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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 01:42 PM
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8. I love to make them disappear
Ignore lists are my friend.
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