Finally, a somewhat creative spam.... - Democratic Underground

Champion Jack

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Fri Aug-01-03 09:00 AM
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Finally, a somewhat creative spam....

Edited on Fri Aug-01-03 09:18 AM by Champion_Jack

Got this one today, it's a take off of the Nigerian despot one.
(I added the saucer)

Hello,

I'm a time traveler stuck here in 2003. Upon arriving here my dimensional warp generator stopped working. I trusted a company here by the name of LLC Lasers to repair my Generation 3 52 4350A watch unit, and they fled on me. I am going to need a new DWG unit, prefereably the rechargeable AMD wrist watch model with the GRC79 induction motor, four I80200 warp stabilizers, 512GB of SRAM and the menu driven GUI with front panel XID display.

I will take whatever model you have in stock, as long as its received certification for being safe on carbon based life forms.

In terms of payment:
I dont have any Galactic Credits left. Payment can be made in platinum gold or 2003 currency upon safe delivery of unit.

Please transport unit in either a brown paper bag or box to below coordinates on Monday July 28th at (exactly 3:00pm) Eastern Standard Time on the dot. A few minutes prior will be ok, but it cannot be after. If you miss this timeframe please email me.

Latitude N 42.48018 & Longitude W 071.15503 and the Elevation is 96.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT TO TRANSPORT ITEM BY REGULAR MEANS OF TELEPORTATION. THEY ARE MONITORING AND WILL REDIRECT THE SIGNAL!!
I DO NOT CARE HOW YOU HAVE TO GET IT HERE, JUST DO IT IN A WAY THAT NO SPYING EYES WILL POSSIBLY BE ABLE TO REDIRECT THE TRANSFERENCE. IT IS VERY IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE ABLE TO MONITOR THE TRANSFER.

Although those coordinates are a secure guarded area, these channels through email are never secure. Unfortunately it is the only form of communication I have right now.

After unit has been sent please email me at: info@federalfundingprogram.com
with payment instructions. Do not reply directly back to this email.

Thank You

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thermodynamic

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Fri Aug-01-03 09:18 AM
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1. Sounds like Gary Seven with his Dalek spacecraft...

:eyes:

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pansypoo53219

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Fri Aug-01-03 09:48 AM
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2. gee

do you know where i can find a channel that has Dr. who?
pansyfaceycf@ameritech.net

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WannaJumpMyScooter

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Fri Aug-01-03 07:00 PM
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3. Must be a fisherman, that Lat/Long pair is in the middle

of the grand banks off new foundland.

Or a really good swimmer.

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