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UTUSN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 09:10 AM
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What Part of IMUS's Dementia Am I Not Getting?
This week, back on the air after vacation at his indentured servant "charitable" ranch, he has intensified his supposed schtick using the word "stab"----as in, "(You, Charles, go) STAB Sid, Janice, (whomever)."

Lame responses like, "Gee, I don't have a knife on me right now," only get him to say, "There are plenty of knives in my office. Go get one and STAB (whomever)."

This morning, besides one of his favorite older supposed routines---"You are a HORRID HORRID human being, Janice"----he said, "Why don't I just STAB myself to get away from all of you." Also, "Shut UP, SHUT UP, Janice, or I'll FIRE you right now."

After a commercial, Charles, the purportedly "mature" one, said with thundering reprimanding, said, "You have GOT to stop MUMBLING through commercials, especially STOP saying 'Suck it up' during one about somebody's mental illness of depression."

Before this, I had focused on wondering why the so-called power-wielders think it is INSIDE and COOL to indulge this despicable, obnoxious POS. Today, right after the whole STAB routine, George "Debate Tapes" WILL, who pretends to be a righteous voice, was the guest and everybody did their gig merrily.
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cherryperry Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 09:16 AM
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1. There is nothing to get except
why in the hell are you subjecting yourself to these morons? Stop it, already, or we'll have to STAB you :crazy: !
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blm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 01:00 PM
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2. You are a man of incredible curiosity AND patience.
And I am so glad you keep an eye on that world for us. Imus swings the white male vote and it's important to keep up with him.
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sam sarrha Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-01-03 11:28 PM
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3. you probably wont get it until your have consumed as much alcohol as he
did in his early years:beer: :toast: :beer: :tinfoilhat:
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